Alright, my badass babes and apocalypse survivors, let’s talk about Halloween costumes. More specifically, this one right here. Why? Because this sexy cheerleader outfit isn’t just for looking cute—it’s battle-tested.I… Read More »The Ultimate Cheerleader Costume – Because Flirting & Zombie Slaying Go Hand in Hand
Hmmm… what is this? This thing here. Larry does not know. Larry does not care. Larry does not need things. Larry is dead. But Larry thinks… maybe YOU need this… Read More »Larry the Zombie Thinks You Need This… Whatever It Is
Alright, ladies—and fellas who appreciate a well-armed woman—let’s talk about one of the most important survival accessories you can own. Not a knife. Not a bulletproof vest. A thigh holster.… Read More »Thigh Holsters: Because Safety & Sexy Can Coexist
Alright, folks. I, Judas Zee, did the unthinkable. I read a book. But not just any book. Oh no. I read a book about blowing stuff up. This book right… Read More »Judas Zee Read a Book! (Yes, Really) – And Now Jonah is Terrified
Alright, listen up. If you don’t have a good first aid kit, you’re just begging for trouble. Whether you’re fighting zombies, camping, or just living life with Judas around, at… Read More »Why You Need This First Aid Kit (Unless You Enjoy Bleeding Out Like an Idiot)
Hey there, folks! Burt here, from Pests B’ Gone. You know me—your friendly, reliable, totally competent exterminator. You can read all about me in the free short story, Pests B’… Read More »Burt’s Guide to Chaos: The Zee Brothers’ 5th Book and Why You Should Read It
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the most underrated tool in the apocalypse(or during hunting season!)—a tactical weapon-mounted flashlight. I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Judas, it’s just a flashlight.” Wrong.… Read More »Judas Zee’s Tactical Guide to Flashlight-Assisted Zombie Mayhem
Alright, listen up. If you think grade school was bad when you went, just imagine it with zombies. Welcome to Zombie School Lockdown, the Zee Brothers’ second (and possibly most… Read More »Zombie School Lockdown – The Book That Will Make You Rethink Education
Alright, folks, gather ‘round. It’s summertime, the Fourth of July is right around the corner, and that means one thing—it’s time to blow stuff up. Now, most people think fireworks… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Rocket-Powered Fun (And Questionable Zombie Extermination Methods)
Okay, okay—so the humans have this game. They call it Exploding Kittens but honestly, I think it should be called “Screaming Humans, Flying Cards, and Spilled Beer” because that’s what… Read More »Exploding Zombie Kittens?! Humans Are Weird, But This Game is Hilarious
