Alright, listen up. If you think grade school was bad when you went, just imagine it with zombies.
Welcome to Zombie School Lockdown, the Zee Brothers’ second (and possibly most ridiculous) adventure yet. It’s got everything you’d expect from a fine piece of literature—explosions, chaos, a zombie-infested school, a kid genius making a WMD, and me trying to figure out how to use an iPhone.
And yes, you should definitely read it this Fourth of July weekend—because if you’re stuck around family or bad BBQ, you’re gonna need an escape.
Why You Should Read This Book (Besides the Obvious Fact That It’s Awesome)
✔ There’s an Entire School of Zombies.
Ever wonder what happens when you trap an entire grade school inside with the undead? Well, we found out the hard way.
Spoiler: It’s not great.
✔ We Befriend a Kid Who Builds a Zombie Bomb.
Most kids are busy making TikToks. Nantucket, on the other hand, builds weapons of mass destruction out of school supplies.
Smart kid. I respect that.
✔ I Get a New iPhone (And I Have No Idea How to Use It).
JJ says I needed to “get with the times.” So she got me a brand-new iPhone.
- I don’t understand it.
- I can’t figure out how to answer calls.
- It keeps trying to unlock with Judas’ face.
Technology is stupid.
✔ We Blow Up A Lot of Things.
I won’t spoil the details, but let’s just say this book has more explosions than your uncle’s illegal fireworks stash.
✔ It’s Perfect Holiday Weekend Reading.
Whether you’re:
- Hiding from relatives who ask too many questions.
- Digesting way too many burgers.
- Recovering from a “I thought I could handle one more beer” moment.
✔ Judas almost dies again, as usual!
This book will keep you entertained, laughing, and questioning why the hell Nantucket isn’t in charge of the military.
BUY THIS BOOK (Because We Need More Explosives for the Fourth of July)
Yes, this page contains affiliate links, which means when you buy this book, you’re not just getting an action-packed, zombie-infested thrill ride—you’re also helping fund our next batch of explosives. (Completely legal, I swear.)
👉 Click here to grab Zombie School Lockdown NOW!
Because nothing says “America” like fireworks, zombies, and a good book.
Jonah Zee, Signing Off.
(Professional Zombie Exterminator, Reluctant iPhone User, and Future Fireworks Enthusiast)
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