Alright, listen up. If you don’t own a good machete, you’re already behind in life. A solid machete like this one isn’t just a tool. It’s an investment. An investment… Read More »A Machete That’ll Keep You Alive (And Make You Feel Like a Total Badass)
Alright, ladies—and fellas who appreciate a well-armed woman—let’s talk about one of the most important survival accessories you can own. Not a knife. Not a bulletproof vest. A thigh holster.… Read More »Thigh Holsters: Because Safety & Sexy Can Coexist
Alright, folks. I, Judas Zee, did the unthinkable. I read a book. But not just any book. Oh no. I read a book about blowing stuff up. This book right… Read More »Judas Zee Read a Book! (Yes, Really) – And Now Jonah is Terrified
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the most underrated tool in the apocalypse(or during hunting season!)—a tactical weapon-mounted flashlight. I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Judas, it’s just a flashlight.” Wrong.… Read More »Judas Zee’s Tactical Guide to Flashlight-Assisted Zombie Mayhem
Alright, folks, gather ‘round. It’s summertime, the Fourth of July is right around the corner, and that means one thing—it’s time to blow stuff up. Now, most people think fireworks… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Rocket-Powered Fun (And Questionable Zombie Extermination Methods)
Oh, honey, let me tell you about these boots. Once upon a time, back in my punk rock band days, I had a pair just like these—black, lace-up, chunky soles,… Read More »The Only Boots Fit for a Badass – Stomp in Style, Slay in Confidence
Alright, listen up. You ever find yourself trekking through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, dodging zombies, climbing over abandoned cars, and trying not to step in whatever that weird sludge on the… Read More »The Ultimate Survival Stick: Because Zombies Don’t Take Rest Days
Alright, folks, let’s get one thing straight: some people collect stamps. I collect ways to make zombies regret existing. And let me tell you, this weapon set—oh man, this thing… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Total Mayhem (And Why This Weapon Set is a Must-Have)
Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I… Read More »Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!
Alright, apocalypse warriors, let’s get one thing straight—you’re not a real survivor if you ain’t got a good knife strapped to your hip, boot, or, in my case, duct-taped to… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Surviving (and Thriving) with the Smith & Wesson SWA24S Folding Knife