Hmmm… what is this? This thing here. Larry does not know. Larry does not care. Larry does not need things. Larry is dead. But Larry thinks… maybe YOU need this thing.
Grrrrrhhh… brrraaains.
Larry watches Jonah and Judas. They use tools. They use gadgets. Larry does not know what most of them do. But Larry knows this thing makes them happy when they have it. And when they are happy… they give Larry snacks. Snacks are good. Snacks make Larry happy. Larry likes happy.
Uuuuughhhhh… haaaapppyyyyy.
Jonah uses things like this to fight zombies. Larry does not like this. Larry is a zombie. But Larry is also a pet. Pets do not get exterminated. Larry is safe. Right? Larry… hopes so.
Grrrrrrrnnnn… sssssssaaaaafe.
Judas once used one of these things to try and “fix a problem.” The problem? Jonah was yelling at him.
Judas said, “Maybe if I aim this just right—”
Jonah said, “PUT THAT DOWN BEFORE YOU BLOW SOMETHING UP.”
Judas said, “Relax, it’s fine!”
Something exploded.
Larry does not know if this thing explodes. But if it does, Larry is standing far away.
Uuuuuuhhhhhh… eeeexxxxploooooodesss.
JJ has this thing in her bag. Larry tried to take it once. Larry was mistaken.
JJ did not approve.
JJ made loud noises.
JJ waved a shoe at Larry.
Larry learned a lesson.
Rrrrnnngh… lllleeeeesssooooonnnnn.
Maybe you want this thing. Maybe it will help you survive. Maybe it will make you happy. Larry does not know. But Larry knows happy is good. So Larry thinks you should get it.
Yes. Get it. Then you can be happy and give Larry snacks.
Uuuuurrrggghhh… snnnnnaaaacks.
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Grrrrhhh… yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu.
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