Alright, listen up. If you don’t own a good machete, you’re already behind in life. A solid machete like this one isn’t just a tool. It’s an investment. An investment… Read More »A Machete That’ll Keep You Alive (And Make You Feel Like a Total Badass)
Alright, ladies—and fellas who appreciate a well-armed woman—let’s talk about one of the most important survival accessories you can own. Not a knife. Not a bulletproof vest. A thigh holster.… Read More »Thigh Holsters: Because Safety & Sexy Can Coexist
Alright, folks. I, Judas Zee, did the unthinkable. I read a book. But not just any book. Oh no. I read a book about blowing stuff up. This book right… Read More »Judas Zee Read a Book! (Yes, Really) – And Now Jonah is Terrified
Alright, listen up. If you don’t have a good first aid kit, you’re just begging for trouble. Whether you’re fighting zombies, camping, or just living life with Judas around, at… Read More »Why You Need This First Aid Kit (Unless You Enjoy Bleeding Out Like an Idiot)
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the most underrated tool in the apocalypse(or during hunting season!)—a tactical weapon-mounted flashlight. I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Judas, it’s just a flashlight.” Wrong.… Read More »Judas Zee’s Tactical Guide to Flashlight-Assisted Zombie Mayhem
Alright, listen up. If you think grade school was bad when you went, just imagine it with zombies. Welcome to Zombie School Lockdown, the Zee Brothers’ second (and possibly most… Read More »Zombie School Lockdown – The Book That Will Make You Rethink Education
Okay, okay—so the humans have this game. They call it Exploding Kittens but honestly, I think it should be called “Screaming Humans, Flying Cards, and Spilled Beer” because that’s what… Read More »Exploding Zombie Kittens?! Humans Are Weird, But This Game is Hilarious
Alright, listen up. If you think surviving the apocalypse is just about having weapons, you’re already dead. Sure, you can fight, shoot, and stab your way through the undead, but… Read More »The Survival Medicine Handbook – Because Band-Aids Won’t Fix a Zombie Bite
Alright, listen up, people. I have found THE greatest tool in existence. It slices, it dices, it probably opens cans (if you figure out which part to use)—and it’s my… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate 20-1 Survival Gear for Zombie Mayhem (And Annoying Jonah)
Oh, honey, let me tell you about these boots. Once upon a time, back in my punk rock band days, I had a pair just like these—black, lace-up, chunky soles,… Read More »The Only Boots Fit for a Badass – Stomp in Style, Slay in Confidence
