Alright, listen up. If you don’t own a good machete, you’re already behind in life. A solid machete like this one isn’t just a tool. It’s an investment. An investment… Read More »A Machete That’ll Keep You Alive (And Make You Feel Like a Total Badass)
Hmmm… what is this? This thing here. Larry does not know. Larry does not care. Larry does not need things. Larry is dead. But Larry thinks… maybe YOU need this… Read More »Larry the Zombie Thinks You Need This… Whatever It Is
Hey there, folks! Burt here, from Pests B’ Gone. You know me—your friendly, reliable, totally competent exterminator. You can read all about me in the free short story, Pests B’… Read More »Burt’s Guide to Chaos: The Zee Brothers’ 5th Book and Why You Should Read It
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the most underrated tool in the apocalypse(or during hunting season!)—a tactical weapon-mounted flashlight. I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Judas, it’s just a flashlight.” Wrong.… Read More »Judas Zee’s Tactical Guide to Flashlight-Assisted Zombie Mayhem
Alright, listen up. If you think grade school was bad when you went, just imagine it with zombies. Welcome to Zombie School Lockdown, the Zee Brothers’ second (and possibly most… Read More »Zombie School Lockdown – The Book That Will Make You Rethink Education
Alright, folks, gather ‘round. It’s summertime, the Fourth of July is right around the corner, and that means one thing—it’s time to blow stuff up. Now, most people think fireworks… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Rocket-Powered Fun (And Questionable Zombie Extermination Methods)
Alright, listen up, people. I have found THE greatest tool in existence. It slices, it dices, it probably opens cans (if you figure out which part to use)—and it’s my… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate 20-1 Survival Gear for Zombie Mayhem (And Annoying Jonah)
Oh. What. Is. This? Shiny bag. Bright colors. Smells… kind of like… food? But not like real food. No delicious, juicy, warm, fresh… BRAAAAIINS. No, this smells… different. Sweet. Like… Read More »Larry the Zombie’s Thoughts on… BRRRAAAINSSSS (the Candy, Not the Real Thing… Probably.)
Alright, let me be clear—Zombie Burrito is NOTHING like real zombie extermination. But despite these serious shortcomings, this game is an absolute blast—and, strangely enough, gives us plenty of new… Read More »Zombie Burrito: The Game That’s Nothing Like Zombie Extermination (But Gives Us Great Ideas Anyway)
Alright, let’s have a real talk. The world is a mess, and most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in a real crisis. No offense. But trust me—when the undead… Read More »The Prepper’s Survival Bible – Because “Winging It” Only Works in Movies
