Hey there, folks! Burt here, from Pests B’ Gone. You know me—your friendly, reliable, totally competent exterminator. You can read all about me in the free short story, Pests B’ Gone! (And if you’ve heard rumors that I “accidentally” set a swarm of zombie roaches loose on a retirement home, those are completely exaggerated. The fire department only had to come once.)
Anyway, I’m here to talk about something very important today:
👉 The Zee Brothers’ fifth book!
Now, you may be wondering, “Burt, what is this all about?”
Well, let’s just say the Zee Brothers have been kind enough to “fix” a few of my, uh… unexpected extermination challenges.
And since I am the very model of professional integrity, I figure I owe them a solid by letting you all know about this action-packed, ridiculous, and occasionally disturbing collection of short stories.
What’s in This Book? Well…
✔ The Origin of Jonah and Judas Zee
Ever wonder how the Zee Brothers became professional zombie exterminators? Well, this book has all the answers. And let me tell you, it’s got more disaster, explosions, and questionable decision-making than the time I tried to use dynamite to clear out a rat problem at a strip mall. (RIP to that Orange Julius.)
✔ Stories That Don’t Fit Anywhere Else
You know that junk drawer in your kitchen where you keep old batteries, random screws, and a mystery key that you’re afraid to throw away?
This book is the literary version of that drawer.
It’s got everything:
- Zombie mayhem
- Evil Scientists
- Ridiculous zombie infestations
- And some truly bad decision-making (that even I respect).
✔ The Usual Zee Brothers Chaos
Look, if you’re picking up this book for deep philosophical insight and life-changing wisdom, I have bad news for you.
BUT—if you want explosions, bad puns, things going horribly wrong, and an undead monstrosity that should not exist, then my friend, this book is exactly what you need.
Why You Should Read This First (Before You Screw Up Like Me)
If you’re new to the Zee Brothers, this book is the perfect place to start because:
- You’ll learn how Jonah and Judas got into this mess.
- You’ll see just how much weirdness follows them everywhere.
- You’ll realize that no matter how bad your life choices are, you’re still better off than me.
Also, this page contains affiliate links, which means if you buy this book, you’re helping fund my future pest control “innovations.”
(And by “innovations,” I mean trying to figure out how to make an anti-zombie fog machine that won’t also knock out innocent bystanders. We’re close, people. Very close.)
👉 Click here to grab your copy NOW!
Because the best way to survive the apocalypse is to learn from the mistakes of others. And trust me, the Zee Brothers have made a LOT of them.
Burt, Signing Off.
(Professional Exterminator, Unintentional Chaos Magnet, and Pioneer of the Failed “Flamethrower for Bees” Incident)
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