Okay, listen up, humans—this is important. I have faced some serious danger in my time.There was the time I almost got eaten by a zombie (scary).There was the time Judas… Read More »How I, Xanadu the Adorable Diamond Pooping Pup, Almost Got Dog-Napped by a Mad Scientist!
Alright, folks, let me introduce you to the single most important thing in my survival kit—the Gorilla Tape Mini Travel Roll. Now, I know what you’re thinking:”Judas, you’re telling me… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate Apocalypse Fix-It Tape: Gorilla Tape Mini!
What was supposed to be a simple snow plowing job turned into a frozen nightmare of undead proportions. Ever seen a Yeti? No? How about a ZOMBIE Yeti? Trust me,… Read More »Revenge of the Zombie Yeti: The Frostbitten Nightmare You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, folks, let’s get one thing straight: some people collect stamps. I collect ways to make zombies regret existing. And let me tell you, this weapon set—oh man, this thing… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Total Mayhem (And Why This Weapon Set is a Must-Have)
Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I… Read More »Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!
Hey there, fellow zombie slayers and lovers of the weird! If you’ve been following along, you’ve probably noticed that things have gotten a little… well, crazier around here. From Jonah’s… Read More »A Note from the Author – Behind the Madness of The Zee Brothers
Oh! Oh! Oh! Guess what JJ got me?! A squeaky rubber chicken! And let me tell you—it is the greatest thing I have ever put in my mouth (besides bacon,… Read More »SQUEAKY RUBBER CHICKEN = BEST. TOY. EVER.
We are excited to announce some upcoming updates for The Zee Brothers, starting with a new release of this hidden gem, The Revenge of the Zombie Yeti! Sporting a new… Read More »Enjoy this Hidden Zee Brother’s Gem!
