Alright, folks. I, Judas Zee, did the unthinkable. I read a book. But not just any book. Oh no. I read a book about blowing stuff up. This book right… Read More »Judas Zee Read a Book! (Yes, Really) – And Now Jonah is Terrified
Alright, listen up. If you don’t have a good first aid kit, you’re just begging for trouble. Whether you’re fighting zombies, camping, or just living life with Judas around, at… Read More »Why You Need This First Aid Kit (Unless You Enjoy Bleeding Out Like an Idiot)
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the most underrated tool in the apocalypse(or during hunting season!)—a tactical weapon-mounted flashlight. I know, I know. You’re thinking, “Judas, it’s just a flashlight.” Wrong.… Read More »Judas Zee’s Tactical Guide to Flashlight-Assisted Zombie Mayhem
Alright, listen up. If you think grade school was bad when you went, just imagine it with zombies. Welcome to Zombie School Lockdown, the Zee Brothers’ second (and possibly most… Read More »Zombie School Lockdown – The Book That Will Make You Rethink Education
Alright, folks, gather ‘round. It’s summertime, the Fourth of July is right around the corner, and that means one thing—it’s time to blow stuff up. Now, most people think fireworks… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Rocket-Powered Fun (And Questionable Zombie Extermination Methods)
Alright, listen up, people. I have found THE greatest tool in existence. It slices, it dices, it probably opens cans (if you figure out which part to use)—and it’s my… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate 20-1 Survival Gear for Zombie Mayhem (And Annoying Jonah)
Oh, honey, let me tell you about these boots. Once upon a time, back in my punk rock band days, I had a pair just like these—black, lace-up, chunky soles,… Read More »The Only Boots Fit for a Badass – Stomp in Style, Slay in Confidence
Alright, listen up. You ever find yourself trekking through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, dodging zombies, climbing over abandoned cars, and trying not to step in whatever that weird sludge on the… Read More »The Ultimate Survival Stick: Because Zombies Don’t Take Rest Days
What was supposed to be a simple snow plowing job turned into a frozen nightmare of undead proportions. Ever seen a Yeti? No? How about a ZOMBIE Yeti? Trust me,… Read More »Revenge of the Zombie Yeti: The Frostbitten Nightmare You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, folks, let’s get one thing straight: some people collect stamps. I collect ways to make zombies regret existing. And let me tell you, this weapon set—oh man, this thing… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Total Mayhem (And Why This Weapon Set is a Must-Have)
