Alright, listen up, people. I have found THE greatest tool in existence. It slices, it dices, it probably opens cans (if you figure out which part to use)—and it’s my… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate 20-1 Survival Gear for Zombie Mayhem (And Annoying Jonah)
Oh. What. Is. This? Shiny bag. Bright colors. Smells… kind of like… food? But not like real food. No delicious, juicy, warm, fresh… BRAAAAIINS. No, this smells… different. Sweet. Like… Read More »Larry the Zombie’s Thoughts on… BRRRAAAINSSSS (the Candy, Not the Real Thing… Probably.)
Alright, let me be clear—Zombie Burrito is NOTHING like real zombie extermination. But despite these serious shortcomings, this game is an absolute blast—and, strangely enough, gives us plenty of new… Read More »Zombie Burrito: The Game That’s Nothing Like Zombie Extermination (But Gives Us Great Ideas Anyway)
Alright, let’s have a real talk. The world is a mess, and most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in a real crisis. No offense. But trust me—when the undead… Read More »The Prepper’s Survival Bible – Because “Winging It” Only Works in Movies
Okay, listen up, humans—this is important. I have faced some serious danger in my time.There was the time I almost got eaten by a zombie (scary).There was the time Judas… Read More »How I, Xanadu the Adorable Diamond Pooping Pup, Almost Got Dog-Napped by a Mad Scientist!
Alright, folks, let me introduce you to the single most important thing in my survival kit—the Gorilla Tape Mini Travel Roll. Now, I know what you’re thinking:“Judas, you’re telling me… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate Apocalypse Fix-It Tape: Gorilla Tape Mini!
What was supposed to be a simple snow plowing job turned into a frozen nightmare of undead proportions. Ever seen a Yeti? No? How about a ZOMBIE Yeti? Trust me,… Read More »Revenge of the Zombie Yeti: The Frostbitten Nightmare You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, folks, let’s get one thing straight: some people collect stamps. I collect ways to make zombies regret existing. And let me tell you, this weapon set—oh man, this thing… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Total Mayhem (And Why This Weapon Set is a Must-Have)
Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I… Read More »Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!
Hey there, fellow zombie slayers and lovers of the weird! If you’ve been following along, you’ve probably noticed that things have gotten a little… well, crazier around here. From Jonah’s… Read More »A Note from the Author – Behind the Madness of The Zee Brothers