Memorial Weekend is coming, which means camping season is officially here! And let me tell you, getting the Zee Brothers (and company) ready for a trip to the mountains is no small task.
Jonah’s already triple-checking survival gear, Judas is trying to convince everyone that a keg counts as an emergency water supply, and Xanadu has decided every sleeping bag is his personal bed.
Oh, and Larry the zombie? He’s just standing by Sasha(the boy’s bad-ass truck), staring at nothing. Very helpful.
But me? I’ve got a plan. While the boys are worrying about “essentials” like weapons and rations, I’m adding a little FUN to the trip. Because what’s the point of surviving the apocalypse if you can’t enjoy a little fire magic?
That’s right—I’m bringing these color-changing fire crystals! 🔥✨
Why You Need to Add These to Your Camping Kit
✔ Instant Campfire Magic – Just toss a packet in, and BAM! Your fire goes from basic orange to a swirling mix of blues, greens, and purples. If I do it when no one’s looking, I might just convince Judas that I have witch powers.
✔ Easy Entertainment – Look, we’ve all been on those camping trips where the ghost stories run out, the beer gets warm, and Jonah starts lecturing us on survival tactics. That’s when I break these out and let the fire do the talking.
✔ Will It Attract Zombies? – Honestly? I don’t know. What I do know is that if a glowing blue fire makes Larry shuffle closer, I’m grabbing a stick and telling him it’s an exorcism.
✔ Perfect for Every Camper – Whether you’re glamping with a glass of wine or roughing it like Jonah in full survivalist mode, a little fire magic makes everything better.
Get Yours Before Your Next Trip!
I don’t care if you’re an apocalypse survivor, a weekend camper, or just a backyard bonfire kind of person—you NEED to add these to your outdoor kit.
And yeah, this page contains affiliate links, which means if you grab a pack through me, you’re not just getting an awesome fire trick—you’re also helping fund more Zee Brothers road trips (and probably Xanadu’s growing collection of stolen socks).
👉 Click here to grab your color-changing fire crystals!
Because campfires should be magical—just maybe not too magical if zombies are watching.
XOXO, JJ
(Survivor, Firestarter, and Mischief Maker Extraordinaire)
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