Alright, listen up. If you think surviving the apocalypse is just about having weapons, you’re already dead. Sure, you can fight, shoot, and stab your way through the undead, but… Read More »The Survival Medicine Handbook – Because Band-Aids Won’t Fix a Zombie Bite
Alright, listen up, people. I have found THE greatest tool in existence. It slices, it dices, it probably opens cans (if you figure out which part to use)—and it’s my… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate 20-1 Survival Gear for Zombie Mayhem (And Annoying Jonah)
Oh, honey, let me tell you about these boots. Once upon a time, back in my punk rock band days, I had a pair just like these—black, lace-up, chunky soles,… Read More »The Only Boots Fit for a Badass – Stomp in Style, Slay in Confidence
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Oh. What. Is. This? Shiny bag. Bright colors. Smells… kind of like… food? But not like real food. No delicious, juicy, warm, fresh… BRAAAAIINS. No, this smells… different. Sweet. Like… Read More »Larry the Zombie’s Thoughts on… BRRRAAAINSSSS (the Candy, Not the Real Thing… Probably.)
Alright, let me be clear—Zombie Burrito is NOTHING like real zombie extermination. But despite these serious shortcomings, this game is an absolute blast—and, strangely enough, gives us plenty of new… Read More »Zombie Burrito: The Game That’s Nothing Like Zombie Extermination (But Gives Us Great Ideas Anyway)
Alright, let’s have a real talk. The world is a mess, and most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in a real crisis. No offense. But trust me—when the undead… Read More »The Prepper’s Survival Bible – Because “Winging It” Only Works in Movies
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