Okay, okay—so the humans have this game. They call it Exploding Kittens but honestly, I think it should be called “Screaming Humans, Flying Cards, and Spilled Beer” because that’s what… Read More »Exploding Zombie Kittens?! Humans Are Weird, But This Game is Hilarious
Oh, honey, let me tell you about these boots. Once upon a time, back in my punk rock band days, I had a pair just like these—black, lace-up, chunky soles,… Read More »The Only Boots Fit for a Badass – Stomp in Style, Slay in Confidence
Okay, so picture this: I’m trotting along, sniffing for danger (or snacks, let’s be honest), when suddenly, JJ stops and gives me that look. You know, the one where she’s… Read More »Xanadu’s Guide to Tactical Dog Gear – Because Even Good Boys Need to Be Apocalypse-Ready!
Alright, listen up. If you’ve spent any amount of time in the apocalypse (or, hell, just living in modern society), you know that things break. Guns jam. Car doors get… Read More »The Gerber Suspension-NXT Multi-Tool: Because Duct Tape Can’t Fix Everything(Sorry, Judas!)
Memorial Weekend is coming, which means camping season is officially here! And let me tell you, getting the Zee Brothers (and company) ready for a trip to the mountains is… Read More »Camping, Chaos, and a Little Bit of Fire Magic
Alright, let me be clear—Zombie Burrito is NOTHING like real zombie extermination. But despite these serious shortcomings, this game is an absolute blast—and, strangely enough, gives us plenty of new… Read More »Zombie Burrito: The Game That’s Nothing Like Zombie Extermination (But Gives Us Great Ideas Anyway)
Okay, listen up, humans—this is important. I have faced some serious danger in my time.There was the time I almost got eaten by a zombie (scary).There was the time Judas… Read More »How I, Xanadu the Adorable Diamond Pooping Pup, Almost Got Dog-Napped by a Mad Scientist!
Alright, sugar, let me tell y’all about the interesting discovery I made the other day. See, I was rummaging through Jonah’s bug-out bag, looking for his “toy bag”—because let’s be… Read More »Jonah’s “Toy Bag” and the Mystery Rope – A Lesson in Apocalypse Preparedness
Alright, folks, let me introduce you to the single most important thing in my survival kit—the Gorilla Tape Mini Travel Roll. Now, I know what you’re thinking:“Judas, you’re telling me… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate Apocalypse Fix-It Tape: Gorilla Tape Mini!
Alright, listen up. You ever find yourself trekking through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, dodging zombies, climbing over abandoned cars, and trying not to step in whatever that weird sludge on the… Read More »The Ultimate Survival Stick: Because Zombies Don’t Take Rest Days