Okay, listen up, humans—this is important. I have faced some serious danger in my time.There was the time I almost got eaten by a zombie (scary).There was the time Judas… Read More »How I, Xanadu the Adorable Diamond Pooping Pup, Almost Got Dog-Napped by a Mad Scientist!
Alright, folks, let me introduce you to the single most important thing in my survival kit—the Gorilla Tape Mini Travel Roll. Now, I know what you’re thinking:“Judas, you’re telling me… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate Apocalypse Fix-It Tape: Gorilla Tape Mini!
Alright, listen up. You ever find yourself trekking through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, dodging zombies, climbing over abandoned cars, and trying not to step in whatever that weird sludge on the… Read More »The Ultimate Survival Stick: Because Zombies Don’t Take Rest Days
What was supposed to be a simple snow plowing job turned into a frozen nightmare of undead proportions. Ever seen a Yeti? No? How about a ZOMBIE Yeti? Trust me,… Read More »Revenge of the Zombie Yeti: The Frostbitten Nightmare You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, folks, let’s get one thing straight: some people collect stamps. I collect ways to make zombies regret existing. And let me tell you, this weapon set—oh man, this thing… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Total Mayhem (And Why This Weapon Set is a Must-Have)
Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I… Read More »Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!
Hey there, fellow zombie slayers and lovers of the weird! If you’ve been following along, you’ve probably noticed that things have gotten a little… well, crazier around here. From Jonah’s… Read More »A Note from the Author – Behind the Madness of The Zee Brothers
Alright, sugar, pull up a chair and let me tell you a little story—the story of how I met two of the most ridiculous, zombie-squashing, chaos-magnet brothers on the planet:… Read More »How I Met the Zee Brothers (And Lived to Tell About It)
Alright, apocalypse warriors, let’s get one thing straight—you’re not a real survivor if you ain’t got a good knife strapped to your hip, boot, or, in my case, duct-taped to… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Surviving (and Thriving) with the Smith & Wesson SWA24S Folding Knife
Alright, listen up, survivors. If you think you can just waltz through the zombie apocalypse with nothing but a baseball bat and a can of expired beans, you’re in for… Read More »The Ultimate Apocalypse Multi-Tool: Rhino USA Folding Survival Shovel