Alright, listen up. If you’ve spent any amount of time in the apocalypse (or, hell, just living in modern society), you know that things break. Guns jam. Car doors get… Read More »The Gerber Suspension-NXT Multi-Tool: Because Duct Tape Can’t Fix Everything(Sorry, Judas!)
Memorial Weekend is coming, which means camping season is officially here! And let me tell you, getting the Zee Brothers (and company) ready for a trip to the mountains is… Read More »Camping, Chaos, and a Little Bit of Fire Magic
Alright, let me be clear—Zombie Burrito is NOTHING like real zombie extermination. But despite these serious shortcomings, this game is an absolute blast—and, strangely enough, gives us plenty of new… Read More »Zombie Burrito: The Game That’s Nothing Like Zombie Extermination (But Gives Us Great Ideas Anyway)
Alright, let’s have a real talk. The world is a mess, and most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in a real crisis. No offense. But trust me—when the undead… Read More »The Prepper’s Survival Bible – Because “Winging It” Only Works in Movies
Alright, sugar, let me tell y’all about the interesting discovery I made the other day. See, I was rummaging through Jonah’s bug-out bag, looking for his “toy bag”—because let’s be… Read More »Jonah’s “Toy Bag” and the Mystery Rope – A Lesson in Apocalypse Preparedness
Alright, folks, let me introduce you to the single most important thing in my survival kit—the Gorilla Tape Mini Travel Roll. Now, I know what you’re thinking:“Judas, you’re telling me… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate Apocalypse Fix-It Tape: Gorilla Tape Mini!
Alright, listen up. You ever find yourself trekking through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, dodging zombies, climbing over abandoned cars, and trying not to step in whatever that weird sludge on the… Read More »The Ultimate Survival Stick: Because Zombies Don’t Take Rest Days
Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I… Read More »Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!
Alright, listen up. If you’re planning on surviving anything—zombie outbreak, wilderness adventure, or just a particularly bad Monday—you need a solid tactical backpack. This one right here. A good tactical… Read More »Why You Need This Tactical Backpack (Unless You Enjoy Carrying Your Survival Gear Like an Idiot)
Alright, apocalypse warriors, let’s get one thing straight—you’re not a real survivor if you ain’t got a good knife strapped to your hip, boot, or, in my case, duct-taped to… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Surviving (and Thriving) with the Smith & Wesson SWA24S Folding Knife
