Okay, listen up, humans—this is important.
I have faced some serious danger in my time.
There was the time I almost got eaten by a zombie (scary).
There was the time Judas tried to dress me up for Halloween (humiliating).
And then… there was the time I was almost stolen by an evil scientist.
Enter Dr. Nitsau: The Creepiest of Creepsters
So there we were, in the middle of some serious Halloween madness—zombies, freaky Teletubbie costumes and enough chaos to make even Jonah’s head spin—when outta nowhere, this mad scientist, Dr. Nitsau, decides she wants ME for her experiments.
WHY?
Because I’m amazing, adorable, and magical, obviously. (Also, I may or may not have some, uh, special abilities that certain evil geniuses would love to study.)
The Great Xanadu Kidnapping Attempt
One minute, I’m just doing my job—being a good boy, sniffing out danger, and looking fabulous while doing it—and the next, BAM! I’m being dog-napped by some lunatic with a lab coat and a very bad attitude.
And let me tell you—Momma JJ? NOT happy.
I mean, have you ever seen JJ when she’s mad? I have. It’s terrifying.
She and the Zee Brothers went FULL ZOMBIE SLAYER MODE trying to save me.
And did they? WELL, I’M HERE, AREN’T I? But if you wanna know exactly how they pulled it off, you’ll have to read the book. Or listen to it! It’s available on Audible as well!
Do You Love Dogs? Do You Love Chaos? THEN READ THIS BOOK!
Halloween Holocaust is full of:
🎃 Spooky Halloween madness!
🧟 Zombies running wild!
😱 A mad scientist with a very bad plan!
🐶 One very handsome and heroic dog (that’s me, obviously).
And if you love me (which, duh, of course, you do), you NEED to read it!
📖 Go grab it here:
👉 Read “Halloween Holocaust” on Amazon!
And yeah, these links are affiliate links, which means when you buy through me, you’re helping fund more Zee Brother zombie-smashing action (and more treats for me, obviously).
🐾 CLICK HERE TO BUY IT NOW!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have very important business to attend to. (Zooms off to chase a butterfly.)
XOXO, Xanadu
(Certified Good Boy, Zombie-Sniffing Extraordinaire, and Survivor of Evil Scientist Shenanigans)
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