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Judas Zee’s Ultimate 20-1 Survival Gear for Zombie Mayhem (And Annoying Jonah)

Alright, listen up, people. I have found THE greatest tool in existence. It slices, it dices, it probably opens cans (if you figure out which part to use)—and it’s my… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate 20-1 Survival Gear for Zombie Mayhem (And Annoying Jonah)

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Jonah’s “Toy Bag” and the Mystery Rope – A Lesson in Apocalypse Preparedness

Alright, sugar, let me tell y’all about the interesting discovery I made the other day. See, I was rummaging through Jonah’s bug-out bag, looking for his “toy bag”—because let’s be… Read More »Jonah’s “Toy Bag” and the Mystery Rope – A Lesson in Apocalypse Preparedness