Oh, honey, let me tell you about these boots. Once upon a time, back in my punk rock band days, I had a pair just like these—black, lace-up, chunky soles,… Read More »The Only Boots Fit for a Badass – Stomp in Style, Slay in Confidence
Okay, so picture this: I’m trotting along, sniffing for danger (or snacks, let’s be honest), when suddenly, JJ stops and gives me that look. You know, the one where she’s… Read More »Xanadu’s Guide to Tactical Dog Gear – Because Even Good Boys Need to Be Apocalypse-Ready!
Alright, listen up. If you’ve spent any amount of time in the apocalypse (or, hell, just living in modern society), you know that things break. Guns jam. Car doors get… Read More »The Gerber Suspension-NXT Multi-Tool: Because Duct Tape Can’t Fix Everything(Sorry, Judas!)
Alright, let’s have a real talk. The world is a mess, and most of you wouldn’t last five minutes in a real crisis. No offense. But trust me—when the undead… Read More »The Prepper’s Survival Bible – Because “Winging It” Only Works in Movies
Alright, folks, let me introduce you to the single most important thing in my survival kit—the Gorilla Tape Mini Travel Roll. Now, I know what you’re thinking:“Judas, you’re telling me… Read More »Judas Zee’s Ultimate Apocalypse Fix-It Tape: Gorilla Tape Mini!
Alright, listen up. You ever find yourself trekking through a post-apocalyptic wasteland, dodging zombies, climbing over abandoned cars, and trying not to step in whatever that weird sludge on the… Read More »The Ultimate Survival Stick: Because Zombies Don’t Take Rest Days
What was supposed to be a simple snow plowing job turned into a frozen nightmare of undead proportions. Ever seen a Yeti? No? How about a ZOMBIE Yeti? Trust me,… Read More »Revenge of the Zombie Yeti: The Frostbitten Nightmare You Didn’t Know You Needed
Alright, folks, let’s get one thing straight: some people collect stamps. I collect ways to make zombies regret existing. And let me tell you, this weapon set—oh man, this thing… Read More »Judas Zee’s Guide to Total Mayhem (And Why This Weapon Set is a Must-Have)
Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I… Read More »Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!
Hey there, fellow zombie slayers and lovers of the weird! If you’ve been following along, you’ve probably noticed that things have gotten a little… well, crazier around here. From Jonah’s… Read More »A Note from the Author – Behind the Madness of The Zee Brothers