Xanadu barks and barks until you pay attention to his great ideas!
Okay, listen up, humans—this is important. I have faced some serious danger in my time.There was the time I almost got eaten by a zombie (scary).There was the time Judas… Read More »How I, Xanadu the Adorable Diamond Pooping Pup, Almost Got Dog-Napped by a Mad Scientist!
Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I… Read More »Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Guess what JJ got me?! A squeaky rubber chicken! And let me tell you—it is the greatest thing I have ever put in my mouth (besides bacon,… Read More »SQUEAKY RUBBER CHICKEN = BEST. TOY. EVER.