What was supposed to be a simple snow plowing job turned into a frozen nightmare of undead proportions. Ever seen a Yeti? No? How about a ZOMBIE Yeti? Trust me, you don’t want to. This thing was big, hairy, undead, and angrier than Judas when I tell him his taste in music is trash.
Alright, listen up, because this ain’t your grandma’s bedtime story. It’s cold, it’s brutal, and it’s got a zombie-freaking-yeti. That’s right—Judas and I took a little “vacation” (read: terrible idea) to the snow-covered mountains, thinking we’d get a break from our usual zombie-slaying routine. Spoiler alert: We did not.
Highlights of This Ice-Cold Disaster:
✔ Judas makes a series of terrible decisions (as usual).
✔ I almost get turned into a human popsicle.
✔ Turns out, zombie Yetis are fast! (Lesson learned the hard way.)
✔ A fight so insane, you’ll be questioning reality by the end of it.
And the best part? You can read all about it!
📖 Grab “Revenge of the Zombie Yeti” here:
English Version → http://myBook.to/zx-revengeyeti
Spanish Version → https://amzn.to/3WG0TRu
And yeah, in case you’re wondering—these links are affiliate links. That means if you click and buy, you’re not just getting a wild story, you’re also helping keep the Zee Brothers stocked with ammo, gas, and enough aspirin to deal with Judas’ endless bad ideas.
Final Words from a Guy Who’s Seen Too Much
If you like action, chaos, and a good laugh at our expense, this is the short story for you. It’s got zombies, Yetis, and a whole lot of mayhem—what more do you need? And did I mention it’s short? Shorter than Judas!
👉 READ IT NOW before the next undead monstrosity decides to crash our party.
And if you don’t? Well, don’t come crying to me when the next abominable zombie comes knocking at your door.
– Jonah Zee
(Professional Zombie Exterminator, Reluctant Ice Warrior, and Guy Who Really Needs a Vacation)
P.S. Want more of my Great Tips? Make sure and subscribe to the blog!
Discover more from The Zee Brothers
Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.