Judas Zee’s Guide to Total Mayhem (And Why This Weapon Set is a Must-Have)

Alright, folks, let’s get one thing straight: some people collect stamps. I collect ways to make zombies regret existing.

And let me tell you, this weapon set—oh man, this thing is a freaking dream come true for anyone who enjoys a little creativity in their zombie-slaying endeavors.

Check it out for yourself!

Knives? ✅
Throwing stars? ✅
A sense of responsibility? ❌ (Listen, we all have our weaknesses.)

I spent an entire glorious afternoon “testing” these beauties, and I’m here to report that they are officially Judas-approved.

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How I’ve Used This Weapon Set in Totally Safe and Responsible Ways (Maybe)

✔ Zombie Extermination, Ninja Style
Nothing says “badass apocalypse warrior” like throwing stars right to a zombie’s rotting face. It’s like an action movie, except real—and also significantly messier.

✔ Testing Jonah’s Reflexes (For Science!)
Now, before you judge me, just know that I only aimed NEAR him, not AT him. And honestly, he dodged pretty well! (Even though he’s still mad about “The Incident.”) Don’t try this with your siblings! Professional’s or whatever they call me, only!

✔ Precision Target Practice
AKA: Throwing knives at a tree and seeing who gets closest to the center.

• Jonah hit the bullseye first try.
• JJ got annoyed and blasted his knife to pieces with her Pink Lady.
• I may or may not have hit a squirrel (he’s fine, I think).

✔ Dual Purpose: Hunting & Kitchen Prep!

• Need to dispatch a zombie? Boom.
• Need to open a can of beans? Boom.
• Need to make dramatic knife flourishes while telling a story? BOOM.

This set is survival AND entertainment in one convenient package.

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Safety First! (Seriously, I Have to Say This or Jonah Will Yell at Me)

Okay, listen—weapons are fun, but safety is important.
✔ Do NOT try to “accidentally” throw a star at your brother’s boot to see if he “notices.”
✔ Do NOT try to catch a flying knife mid-air (unless you’re JJ, in which case, show-off).
✔ Do NOT let Xanadu play with the throwing stars. Dogs are bad at aiming.

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Buy This Set (Because I Need to Buy JJ Something Fancy)

And yes, this page contains affiliate links, which means when you buy this incredibly awesome zombie-slaying set, you’re not just getting top-tier weaponry—you’re also helping me afford something fancy for JJ.

(Which she says better NOT be a new weapon, but like… it probably will be.)

👉 Click here to grab your set NOW!

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Because what’s life without a little risk? (And maybe a slight chance of stitches.)

Judas Zee, Signing Off.

(Professional Zombie Exterminator, Unofficial Ninja, and Possible Squirrel Assassin)