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Xanadu’s Ultimate Zombie-Slaying Squeak Toy!

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Xanadu Magical Zombie Exterminating Dog

Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry—got a little excited. It’s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers’ number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I have ever put in my mouth (besides JJ’s leftover bacon, of course).

It’s this Bloody Cleaver Squeaky Toy, and let me tell ya… I FEEL LIKE A TRUE ZOMBIE EXTERMINATOR NOW! Come join me for the Squeakocalypse!!

Finally, A Weapon of My Own!

For years, I’ve watched Jonah and Judas swing their fancy weapons around—shotguns, machetes, chainsaws. But what do I get? A pat on the head and a “Good boy, Xanadu!” (Okay, I love that part, but still.)

Now? I GOT A CLEAVER TOO! Okay, okay—it’s a squeaky cleaver, but it looks just as intimidating. And let me tell you, when I go running through the apocalypse with this thing in my mouth, I FEEL POWERFUL. Zombies tremble (…or maybe that’s just their wobbly undead legs, but still).

Squeaky, Durable, and Perfect for an Apocalypse Pup

Why is this toy the best thing since spilled hot dogs? Lemme break it down:
Squeaks like a dying zombie (Very satisfying. Also great for getting Judas to look over his shoulder in panic.)
Soft but sturdy—survives all my gnawing, chomping, and dramatic action rolls.
Freaks out strangers—people see me trotting around with a bloody cleaver, and suddenly, everyone respects the apocalypse pup!

Always JJ’s Favorite

No matter how cool Jonah and Judas think they are, I’ll always be JJ’s #1, and now I have a cleaver to prove it. This toy makes me look fierce, but JJ still calls me her “sweet little murder floof.” Sigh. I accept my fate.

Time to Gear Up, Fellow Pups!

If your hooman loves zombies, apocalypse gear, or just enjoys watching you run around like a furry little horror movie villain, get this squeaky cleaver NOW! And yes, I heard Jonah say something about “affiliate links”—which I think means when you buy it, you help fund more Zee Brother’s zombie-smashing action!

🐾 CLICK HERE TO BUY IT NOW!

👉 Fetch your own zombie-slaying cleaver toy!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have very important apocalypse business to attend to. (Zooms off, squeaking cleaver like a total badass.)

XOXO, Xanadu
(Certified Good Boy, Zee Brothers’ Zombie-Sniffing Extraordinaire)

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