Judas Zee’s Guide to Surviving (and Thriving) with the Smith & Wesson SWA24S Folding Knife

Alright, apocalypse warriors, let’s get one thing straight—you’re not a real survivor if you ain’t got a good knife strapped to your hip, boot, or, in my case, duct-taped to the side of my leg ‘cause belts are overrated.

Today, I wanna introduce you to a blade that could save your hide when all hell breaks loose—the Smith & Wesson SWA24S Folding Knife. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “Judas, you’re telling me I should fight zombies with a pocket knife?” And to that, I say—you ever seen a cornered raccoon? Size don’t matter when you’re crazy enough.

Zombie-Slaying on a Budget

Now, let’s be real. A 12-gauge shotgun? Ideal. A flamethrower? Even better. But you ain’t always got the luxury of a big, flashy weapon. Sometimes, you’re down to your wits, your hands, and whatever sharp object you can grab—and that’s where this bad boy comes in handy.

• Razor-Sharp Blade: Sharp enough to slice through undead necks, survival rope, and that stubborn bag of beef jerky you found at an abandoned gas station.
• Pocket-Sized Power: Folds up nice and neat, so it won’t stab you in the leg when you’re running from a horde. (Trust me, that’s a problem you wanna avoid.)
• Serrated Edge for Extra Grip: Ever tried sawing through zombie cartilage? You don’t wanna, but if you HAVE to, this knife can handle the job.

More Than Just a Zombie Poker

Now, if you’re not actively being chased by the walking dead, this knife is still a must-have for day-to-day survival. Here’s how I use mine:

• Opening Cans When I Forget a Can Opener (which is every single time).
• Cutting Paracord when I’m rigging up last-minute zombie traps.
• Fixing My Motorcycle (by “fixing,” I mean angrily stabbing at a part until Jonah does it for me).
• Personal Grooming? Look, I ain’t saying I shave with it, but I could if I had to.
• Deterring Bandits—Pull this out in a sketchy situation, and suddenly everyone’s real polite.

Be Smart, Stay Sharp—BUY THE KNIFE

If you’re still debating whether or not you need a knife in the apocalypse, let me put it this way—you wanna be the guy with the Smith & Wesson SWA24S when everything goes south, or the guy trying to defend himself with a spork? Exactly.

And before you ask, yes, links on this page are affiliate links. That means when you buy through my recommendation, you’re helping keep the Zee Brothers’ zombie-killing business afloat—and let’s be honest, you kinda need us around.

So go on, click the link, grab the knife, and give yourself a fighting chance. Or don’t—just means more zombies for me to stab.

👉 BUY IT NOW—or be that guy when the apocalypse kicks off.

Judas Zee, Signing Off.

(If you do buy it, don’t try to test it on your own arm. That’s a mistake you only make once.)

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