Okay, okay—so the humans have this game. They call it Exploding Kittens but honestly, I think it should be called “Screaming Humans, Flying Cards, and Spilled Beer” because that’s what actually happens when they play it.
I’ve watched Jonah, Judas, and JJ go from laughing to yelling to accusing each other of cheating in under three minutes.
💥 Cards get slapped down.
💥 Someone shouts, “You sabotaged me!”
💥 Judas falls off his chair.
💥 Jonah just grumbles while winning, as usual.
And me? I just sit there and wait for snacks to hit the floor. (Pro tip: they always do.)
What I’ve Learned Watching Humans Play This Game
✔ They get REALLY competitive.
I don’t know why, but JJ always looks like she’s plotting world domination when she plays. Jonah stays quiet (which is when you should be scared), and Judas? He plays like a man who doesn’t understand the rules—but somehow still wins.
✔ Cards are NOT for eating.
I learned this the hard way. I saw a card called “Exploding Kitten,” got excited, and tried to help by grabbing it.
Apparently, that is NOT allowed.
(But was it really my fault? The card literally says KITTEN.)
✔ It’s the perfect camping game.
The humans bring this thing on every trip—zombie-free or not.
- Great for long summer nights.
- Keeps them busy while I steal snacks.
- Pairs well with campfires and questionable amounts of alcohol.
This means it’s perfect for Fourth of July weekend or any time you’re stuck in a bunker waiting out a zombie horde.
What If Exploding Zombie Kittens Were REAL?!
If zombie kittens actually existed, here’s my official game plan:
- Bark VERY LOUDLY. (First line of defense.)
- Pounce and neutralize the threat. (Because obviously, I am the superior predator.)
- Look adorable so JJ gives me extra treats for my bravery. (Always have a reward system.)
Would Pots and Pans, Jonah and Judas’ farmhouse rescue cats, survive a zombie kitten apocalypse?
Probably.
Would they be the cause of one?
Also probably.
I don’t trust them. Too sneaky. Too smug. They knock things off tables ON PURPOSE.
Suspicious.
Very suspicious.
Go Get This Game Before Your Next Adventure!
If you have humans in your life who like chaos, strategy, and yelling at each other for no reason, you need Exploding Kittens in your life.
And yes, this page contains affiliate links, which means when you buy through us, you’re not just getting a hilariously ridiculous game—you’re also funding my ongoing battle against Pots and Pans.
👉 Click here to grab Exploding Kittens now!
Because nothing says “I love my friends” like trying to sabotage them with cartoon cats.
Ruff! Xanadu
(Certified Good Boy, Exploding Kitten Observer, and Enemy of Suspicious Farm Cats)
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