Oh! Oh! Oh! Guess what JJ got me?! A squeaky rubber chicken!
And let me tell you—it is the greatest thing I have ever put in my mouth (besides bacon, peanut butter, and that one time I found a leftover taco under the truck seat).
It squeaks when I bite it.
It squeaks when I pounce on it.
It squeaks when I fling it across the room and chase it like a wild beast.
AND… it makes Jonah and Judas do weird things.
Chicken of Distraction (Zombie Edition)
Apparently, this toy isn’t just for me.
Nope. Jonah and Judas have decided it is now an Official Zombie Hunting Tool.
✔ Step 1: I SQUEAK the rubber chicken.
✔ Step 2: Zombies look confused.
✔ Step 3: Jonah and Judas sneak up behind them and bash their skulls in.
✔ Step 4: I get a treat. (BEST. JOB. EVER.)
JJ says this is not an approved method of distraction.
JJ says this is dangerous and makes her “hot under the collar.”
JJ says if anything happens to me, Jonah and Judas are dead meat.
BUT! The brothers say they will always keep me safe.
And also… I LIKE SQUEAKING.
How to Annoy Cats with a Rubber Chicken
Another VERY important use for this toy? Annoying Pots and Pans.
The cats.
The tiny, sneaky, evil cats.
The ones that knock things off tables just to watch them fall.
They like to nap in the sun, smug and peaceful, thinking they are safe.
But they are not safe.
Because I have the power of THE SQUEAK.
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!
Pots jumps three feet straight up.
Pans hisses and runs under the couch.
I win.
I am victorious.
Chicken power.
You Need This Toy (Or Your Dog Does, Anyway)
If you love your pup (or if you just like making cats mad), you NEED this squeaky rubber chicken.
And yes, this page contains affiliate links, which means when you buy through us, you’re helping fund my ongoing mission of strategic zombie distractions and feline annoyance.
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Because dogs know best. Especially THIS dog.
Ruff! Xanadu
(AKA Zombie Bait, Master of Squeaks, and Feline Tormentor Extraordinaire)
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