How I Met the Zee Brothers (And Lived to Tell About It)

Alright, sugar, pull up a chair and let me tell you a little story—the story of how I met two of the most ridiculous, zombie-squashing, chaos-magnet brothers on the planet: Jonah and Judas Zee.

Now, I wasn’t looking to get tangled up in the zombie extermination business. I was just a girl, standing in front of a gated community, trying not to get eaten alive. But fate (or sheer bad luck) had other plans.

One minute, I’m just trying to enjoy my very normal, not-at-all-life-threatening evening, and the next—BAM! I’m knee-deep in undead chickens, evil omelets, and enough bad decisions to last a lifetime. Enter the Zee Brothers:

• Jonah: Tall, grumpy, and the kind of guy who keeps an apocalypse survival plan in his glove compartment.
• Judas: Loud, impulsive, and somehow still surprised when his bad ideas go sideways.
• Xanadu: My magical, disco-loving dog who somehow manages to be the most responsible one of the bunch.

What followed was absolute, laugh-until-you-scream mayhem. Zombie clowns? Check. Killer food? Oh, you bet. More undead weirdness than I ever signed up for? Honey, I wish I was kidding.

And if you think I’m exaggerating? You can read all about it yourself in The Curse of the Zombie Omelet.

Trust me, you’ve never seen a first date quite like this one.

Now go grab the book and find out how it all went down—before the next zombie outbreak interrupts your reading time!

💀 Read it now, before it’s too late! 💀

Also available on Audible, and in Spanish on the Kindle!

XOXO, JJ