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\"Xanadu<\/a>
Xanadu – The Apocalypse Pup!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Oh! Oh! Oh! Guess what JJ got me?!<\/strong> A squeaky rubber chicken!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And let me tell you\u2014it is the greatest thing I have ever put in my mouth<\/strong> (besides bacon, peanut butter, and that one time I found a leftover taco under the truck seat).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It squeaks when I bite it.<\/strong>
It squeaks when I pounce on it.<\/strong>
It squeaks when I fling it across the room and chase it like a wild beast.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

AND\u2026 it makes Jonah and Judas do weird things.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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\"squeaky<\/a>
Squeaky Rubber Chicken Head<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Chicken of Distraction (Zombie Edition)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Apparently, this toy isn\u2019t just for me.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nope. Jonah and Judas<\/strong> have decided it is now an Official Zombie Hunting Tool.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 Step 1:<\/strong> I SQUEAK the rubber chicken.
\u2714 Step 2:<\/strong> Zombies look confused.
\u2714 Step 3:<\/strong> Jonah and Judas sneak up behind them and bash their skulls in<\/a>.<\/strong>
\u2714 Step 4:<\/strong> I get a treat. (BEST. JOB. EVER.<\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

JJ says this is not an approved method of distraction.<\/strong>
JJ says this is dangerous and makes her \u201chot under the collar.\u201d<\/strong>
JJ says if anything happens to me, Jonah and Judas are dead meat.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

BUT!<\/strong> The brothers say they will always keep me safe.<\/strong>
And also\u2026 I LIKE SQUEAKING.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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How to Annoy Cats with a Rubber Chicken<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Another VERY important<\/strong> use for this toy? Annoying Pots and Pans.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The cats.
The tiny, sneaky, evil cats.
The ones that knock things off tables just to watch them fall.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

They like to nap in the sun, smug and peaceful,<\/strong> thinking they are safe.<\/strong>
But they are not safe.<\/strong>
Because I have the power of THE SQUEAK.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pots jumps three feet straight up.<\/strong>
Pans hisses and runs under the couch.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I win.<\/strong>
I am victorious.<\/strong>
Chicken power.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You Need This Toy<\/a> (Or Your Dog Does, Anyway)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

If you love your pup<\/strong> (or if you just like making cats mad), you NEED this squeaky rubber chicken<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And yes, this page contains affiliate links,<\/strong> which means when you buy through us, you\u2019re helping fund my ongoing mission of strategic zombie distractions and feline annoyance.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc49 Click here to grab your squeaky rubber chicken NOW!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh! And if you want more amazing dog-approved recommendations from me,<\/strong> subscribe to the blog.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because dogs know best. Especially THIS dog.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ruff! Xanadu<\/a><\/strong>
(AKA Zombie Bait, Master of Squeaks<\/a>, and Feline Tormentor Extraordinaire<\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n

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