{"id":272,"date":"2025-08-15T11:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T11:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=272"},"modified":"2025-02-16T23:13:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T23:13:16","slug":"larry-the-zombie-thinks-you-need-this-whatever-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/15\/larry-the-zombie-thinks-you-need-this-whatever-it-is\/","title":{"rendered":"Larry the Zombie Thinks You Need This\u2026 Whatever It Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-opt-id=611029819  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"350\" data-attachment-id=\"273\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/15\/larry-the-zombie-thinks-you-need-this-whatever-it-is\/screenshot-4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/larry-the-zombie-braaains-1.jpg?fit=300%2C350&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"300,350\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"screenshot\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;screenshot&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;screenshot&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/larry-the-zombie-braaains-1.jpg?fit=300%2C350&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/larry-the-zombie-braaains-1.jpg?resize=300%2C350&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"screenshot\" class=\"wp-image-273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:300\/h:350\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/larry-the-zombie-braaains-1.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:257\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/larry-the-zombie-braaains-1.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Larry The Zombie<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hmmm\u2026 what is this? <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3X20rwY\">This thing here.<\/a><\/strong> Larry does not know. Larry does not care. Larry does not <em>need<\/em> things. Larry is dead. But Larry thinks\u2026 maybe <strong>YOU<\/strong> need this thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Grrrrrhhh\u2026 brrraaains.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Larry watches Jonah and Judas. They use <strong>tools<\/strong>. They use <strong>gadgets<\/strong>. Larry does not know what most of them do. But Larry knows <strong>this thing makes them happy<\/strong> when they have it. And when they are happy\u2026 they give Larry <strong>snacks.<\/strong> Snacks are good. Snacks make Larry happy. <strong>Larry likes happy.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Uuuuughhhhh\u2026 haaaapppyyyyy.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jonah uses things like this <strong>to fight zombies.<\/strong> Larry does not like this. Larry is <strong>a zombie.<\/strong> But Larry is also <strong>a pet.<\/strong> Pets do not get exterminated. Larry is <strong>safe.<\/strong> Right? Larry\u2026 hopes so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Grrrrrrrnnnn\u2026 sssssssaaaaafe.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Judas once used <strong>one of these things<\/strong> to try and <strong>&#8220;fix a problem.&#8221;<\/strong> The problem? <strong>Jonah was yelling at him.<\/strong><br>Judas said, &#8220;Maybe if I aim this just right\u2014&#8221;<br>Jonah said, &#8220;PUT THAT DOWN BEFORE YOU BLOW SOMETHING UP.&#8221;<br>Judas said, &#8220;Relax, it\u2019s fine!&#8221;<br>Something exploded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Larry does not know if <strong>this thing<\/strong> explodes. But if it does, <strong>Larry is standing far away.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Uuuuuuhhhhhh\u2026 eeeexxxxploooooodesss.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JJ has this thing <strong>in her bag.<\/strong> Larry tried to take it once. Larry <strong>was mistaken.<\/strong><br>JJ <strong>did not approve.<\/strong><br>JJ made loud noises.<br>JJ waved a shoe at Larry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Larry <strong>learned a lesson.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Rrrrnnngh\u2026 lllleeeeesssooooonnnnn.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe <strong>you want this thing.<\/strong> Maybe <strong>it will help you survive.<\/strong> Maybe <strong>it will make you happy.<\/strong> Larry does not know. But Larry knows <strong>happy is good.<\/strong> So Larry thinks <strong>you should get it.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes. Get it. Then you can be <strong>happy<\/strong> and give Larry <strong>snacks.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Uuuuurrrggghhh\u2026 snnnnnaaaacks.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3X20rwY\">Click here to grab your thing NOW!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And if you want <strong>more words from Larry\u2019s brain that do not come out of his mouth<\/strong>, <strong>subscribe to the blog.<\/strong> Larry will think more things. Maybe about <strong>you.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Grrrrhhh\u2026 yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4hYQ1GH\"><img data-opt-id=1958707920  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"667\" data-attachment-id=\"274\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/15\/larry-the-zombie-thinks-you-need-this-whatever-it-is\/squishy-brain-fidget-toy\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/squishy-brain-fidget-toy.jpg?fit=679%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"679,667\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"squishy brain fidget toy\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;squishy brain fidget toy&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;squishy brain fidget toy&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/squishy-brain-fidget-toy.jpg?fit=679%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/squishy-brain-fidget-toy.jpg?resize=679%2C667&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"squishy brain fidget toy\" class=\"wp-image-274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:679\/h:667\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/squishy-brain-fidget-toy.jpg 679w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:300\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/squishy-brain-fidget-toy.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4hYQ1GH\">Squishy Brain Fidget Toy<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm\u2026 what is this? This thing here. Larry does not know. Larry does not care. Larry does not need things. Larry is dead. But Larry thinks\u2026 maybe YOU need this thing. Grrrrrhhh\u2026 brrraaains. Larry watches Jonah and Judas. They use tools. They use gadgets. Larry does not know what most of them do. 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