{"id":265,"date":"2025-08-01T10:41:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T10:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=265"},"modified":"2025-02-17T14:59:24","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T14:59:24","slug":"judas-zee-read-a-book-yes-really-and-now-jonah-is-terrified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/01\/judas-zee-read-a-book-yes-really-and-now-jonah-is-terrified\/","title":{"rendered":"Judas Zee Read a Book! (Yes, Really) \u2013 And Now Jonah is Terrified"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img data-opt-id=131055373  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"623\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"216\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/20\/judas-zees-guide-to-rocket-powered-fun-and-questionable-zombie-extermination-methods\/judaszee-blackandwhitefromcomic-sitting-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/judaszee-blackandwhitefromcomic-sitting-1.png?fit=636%2C1046&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"636,1046\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Judas Zee &amp;#8211; Zombie Exterminator\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Judas Zee &amp;#8211; Zombie Exterminator&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Judas Zee &amp;#8211; Zombie Exterminator&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/judaszee-blackandwhitefromcomic-sitting-1.png?fit=623%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/judaszee-blackandwhitefromcomic-sitting-1.png?resize=623%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"judaszee blackandwhitefromcomic sitting\" class=\"wp-image-216\" style=\"width:300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:623\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/judaszee-blackandwhitefromcomic-sitting-1.png 623w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:182\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/judaszee-blackandwhitefromcomic-sitting-1.png 182w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:636\/h:1046\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/judaszee-blackandwhitefromcomic-sitting-1.png 636w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 623px) 100vw, 623px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Judas Zee &#8211; Zombie Exterminator,<\/a> and book reader! Wahoo!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alright, folks. <strong>I, Judas Zee, did the unthinkable.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\">I <strong>read a book<\/strong><\/a><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But not just any book. Oh no. I <strong>read a book about blowing stuff up.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/418hjnk\">This book right here.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\"><img data-opt-id=1976303527  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"326\" height=\"522\" data-attachment-id=\"266\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/01\/judas-zee-read-a-book-yes-really-and-now-jonah-is-terrified\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg?fit=326%2C522&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"326,522\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"us army explosives and demolitions handbook\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;us army explosives and demolitions handbook&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;us army explosives and demolitions handbook&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg?fit=326%2C522&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg?resize=326%2C522&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"us army explosives and demolitions handbook\" class=\"wp-image-266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:326\/h:522\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg 326w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:187\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg 187w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 326px) 100vw, 326px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\">US Army Explosives and Demolitions Handbook<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, <strong>the actual <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\">U.S. Army Explosives and Demolition Handbook<\/a>.<\/strong> A book written by professionals. A book filled with <strong>detailed, responsible, totally lawful instructions<\/strong> on how to <strong>turn things into tiny, flaming, glorious pieces.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now? <strong>Jonah is terrified.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>What I Learned From This Book (And How I Immediately Used It in Ways the Government Would Not Approve Of)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>How to Make Things Go Boom (the Right Way)<\/strong><br>Before, I was just <strong>winging it.<\/strong> A little dynamite here, some improvised fireworks there.<br>But now? Now I <strong>know the science.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Blast radius calculations?<\/strong> Check.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Best ways to structure a controlled explosion?<\/strong> <em>Got it.<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Proper placement of charges for maximum zombie eradication?<\/strong> <em>Oh baby, we are in business.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Zombies Do NOT React Well to Controlled Demolitions<\/strong><br>Turns out, <strong>explosives are really effective at crowd control.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">Had a horde blocking our escape?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">Dropped a well-placed charge on a collapsing overpass?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">BOOM. <strong>Problem solved.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Also, <em>problem slightly made worse<\/em> because flaming zombie chunks rained down on us, but we don\u2019t talk about that.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Jonah Might Disown Me Now<\/strong><br>Jonah walked in <strong>right as I was setting up a \u201csmall\u201d test explosion in an abandoned parking lot.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">First, <strong>he screamed.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">Then, <strong>he tried to take the book away.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">Then, <strong>he locked up all our remaining C4.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So yeah, <strong>he\u2019s officially lost trust in me.<\/strong> (As if he ever had much to begin with.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Other Practical Uses for This Book (Besides <a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Zombie Extermination<\/a>, Obviously)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Breaking into abandoned bunkers that have loot.<\/strong> (<em>Legally questionable, but effective!<\/em>)<br>\u2714 <strong>Convincing people to \u201creconsider\u201d their bad life choices.<\/strong> (<em>Hypothetically, of course.<\/em>)<br>\u2714 <strong>Fixing the truck.<\/strong> (<em>Okay, this one was a mistake. We don\u2019t talk about the Sasha Incident.<\/em>)<br>\u2714 <strong>Creating a \u201csafe\u201d perimeter around camp.<\/strong> (<em>Jonah disagrees on the \u201csafe\u201d part. I stand by my work.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\">BUY THIS BOOK<\/a> (Before Jonah Burns My Copy)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, <strong>this page contains affiliate links,<\/strong> which means when you buy this book, <strong>you\u2019re not just getting a top-tier guide to blowing things up\u2014you\u2019re also helping me buy JJ something cute.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(<strong>Or at least something that won\u2019t make her yell at me.<\/strong> Fingers crossed.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/418hjnk\">Click here to grab your copy NOW!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, and if you want <strong>more totally safe, completely responsible recommendations from me (ha),<\/strong> be sure to <strong>subscribe to the blog.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because <strong>what\u2019s life without a little fire and danger?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Judas Zee<\/a>, Signing Off.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(<a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Professional Zombie Exterminator<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\">Amateur Demolition Expert<\/a>, and Jonah\u2019s Newest Stress Ulcer)<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\"><img data-opt-id=1976303527  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"326\" height=\"522\" data-attachment-id=\"266\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/01\/judas-zee-read-a-book-yes-really-and-now-jonah-is-terrified\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg?fit=326%2C522&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"326,522\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"us army explosives and demolitions handbook\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;us army explosives and demolitions handbook&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;us army explosives and demolitions handbook&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg?fit=326%2C522&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg?resize=326%2C522&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"us army explosives and demolitions handbook\" class=\"wp-image-266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:326\/h:522\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg 326w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:187\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/us-army-explosives-and-demolitions-handbook.jpg 187w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 326px) 100vw, 326px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/41jApYX\">US Army Explosives &amp; Demolition Handbook<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, folks. I, Judas Zee, did the unthinkable. I read a book. But not just any book. Oh no. I read a book about blowing stuff up. This book right here. Yes, the actual U.S. Army Explosives and Demolition Handbook. A book written by professionals. A book filled with detailed, responsible, totally lawful instructions on&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/01\/judas-zee-read-a-book-yes-really-and-now-jonah-is-terrified\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Judas Zee Read a Book! 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