{"id":252,"date":"2025-07-18T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T09:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=252"},"modified":"2025-02-17T14:59:46","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T14:59:46","slug":"burts-guide-to-chaos-the-zee-brothers-5th-book-and-why-you-should-read-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/07\/18\/burts-guide-to-chaos-the-zee-brothers-5th-book-and-why-you-should-read-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Burt\u2019s Guide to Chaos: The Zee Brothers&#8217; 5th Book and Why You Should Read It"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"mybook.to\/pests\"><img data-opt-id=641048313  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"372\" data-attachment-id=\"253\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/07\/18\/burts-guide-to-chaos-the-zee-brothers-5th-book-and-why-you-should-read-it\/screenshot-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/burt-from-pests-b-gone.jpg?fit=400%2C372&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,372\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Screenshot&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"screenshot\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;screenshot&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;screenshot&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/burt-from-pests-b-gone.jpg?fit=400%2C372&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/burt-from-pests-b-gone.jpg?resize=400%2C372&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"screenshot\" class=\"wp-image-253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:400\/h:372\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/burt-from-pests-b-gone.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:300\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/burt-from-pests-b-gone.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Burt from <a href=\"http:\/\/mybook.to\/pests\">Pests B&#8217; Gone<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hey there, folks! <strong>Burt here, from Pests B\u2019 Gone.<\/strong> You know me\u2014<strong>your friendly, reliable, totally competent exterminator.<\/strong> You can read all about me in the free short story, <a href=\"http:\/\/mybook.to\/pests\">Pests B&#8217; Gone!<\/a> (And if you\u2019ve heard rumors that I \u201caccidentally\u201d set a swarm of zombie roaches loose on a retirement home, those are <strong>completely exaggerated<\/strong>. The fire department only had to come once.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, I\u2019m here to talk about something very important today:<br>\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"getbook.at\/zx5\">The Zee Brothers\u2019 fifth book!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, you may be wondering, <em>\u201cBurt, what is this all about?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, let\u2019s just say <strong>the <a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Zee Brothers<\/a> have been kind enough to \u201cfix\u201d a few of my, uh\u2026 unexpected extermination challenges.<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And since <strong>I am the very model of professional integrity<\/strong>, I figure <strong>I owe them a solid<\/strong> by letting you all know about this <strong>action-packed, ridiculous, and occasionally disturbing<\/strong> collection of short stories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>What\u2019s in This Book? Well\u2026<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>The Origin of Jonah and Judas Zee<\/strong><br>Ever wonder <strong>how the Zee Brothers became professional zombie exterminators?<\/strong> Well, <strong>this book has all the answers.<\/strong> And let me tell you, it\u2019s got <strong>more disaster, explosions, and questionable decision-making<\/strong> than the time I tried to use dynamite to clear out a rat problem at a strip mall. <em>(RIP to that Orange Julius.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Stories That Don\u2019t Fit Anywhere Else<\/strong><br>You know that <strong>junk drawer in your kitchen<\/strong> where you keep old batteries, random screws, and a mystery key that you\u2019re afraid to throw away?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>This book is the literary version of that drawer.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>It\u2019s got everything:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Zombie mayhem<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Evil Scientists<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Ridiculous zombie infestations<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>And some truly bad decision-making (that even I respect).<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>The Usual <a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Zee Brothers Chaos<\/a><\/strong><br>Look, if you\u2019re picking up this book for <strong>deep philosophical insight and life-changing wisdom,<\/strong> I have <strong>bad news for you.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BUT\u2014<strong>if you want explosions, bad puns, things going horribly wrong, and an undead monstrosity that should not exist,<\/strong> then my friend, <strong>this book is exactly what you need.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Why You Should Read This First (Before You Screw Up Like Me)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you\u2019re <strong>new to the Zee Brothers<\/strong>, this book <strong>is the perfect place to start<\/strong> because:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>You\u2019ll learn how Jonah and Judas got into this mess.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>You\u2019ll see just how much weirdness follows them everywhere.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>You\u2019ll realize that no matter how bad your life choices are, you\u2019re still better off than me.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also, <strong>this page contains affiliate links<\/strong>, which means <strong>if you buy this book, you\u2019re helping fund my future pest control \u201cinnovations.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(And by \u201cinnovations,\u201d I mean <em>trying to figure out how to make an anti-zombie fog machine that won\u2019t also knock out innocent bystanders.<\/em> We\u2019re close, people. Very close.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"getbook.at\/zx5\">Click here to grab your copy NOW!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because <strong>the best way to survive the apocalypse is to learn from the mistakes of others. And trust me, the Zee Brothers have made a LOT of them.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Burt<\/a>, Signing Off.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Professional Exterminator, Unintentional Chaos Magnet, and Pioneer of the Failed \u201cFlamethrower for Bees\u201d Incident)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PS Want more brilliant info? Subscribe to the blog to get future updates!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"getbook.at\/zx5\"><img data-opt-id=1729560738  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"254\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/07\/18\/burts-guide-to-chaos-the-zee-brothers-5th-book-and-why-you-should-read-it\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"thezeebrothers vol5 cover originsandoddities\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;thezeebrothers vol5 cover originsandoddities&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;thezeebrothers vol5 cover originsandoddities&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities.jpg?fit=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"thezeebrothers vol5 cover originsandoddities\" class=\"wp-image-254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:683\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities.jpg 683w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:200\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities.jpg 200w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:768\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:720\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/thezeebrothers-vol5-cover-originsandoddities.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/getbook.at\/zx5\">The Zee Brothers: Origins &amp; Oddities<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey there, folks! Burt here, from Pests B\u2019 Gone. You know me\u2014your friendly, reliable, totally competent exterminator. You can read all about me in the free short story, Pests B&#8217; Gone! (And if you\u2019ve heard rumors that I \u201caccidentally\u201d set a swarm of zombie roaches loose on a retirement home, those are completely exaggerated. The&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/07\/18\/burts-guide-to-chaos-the-zee-brothers-5th-book-and-why-you-should-read-it\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Burt\u2019s Guide to Chaos: The Zee Brothers&#8217; 5th Book and Why You Should Read It<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":254,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"What? It's Burt? Yep, that Burt. From Pests B' Gone! Come see what he has to say about The Zee Brothers: Origins and Oddities at www.thezeebrothers.com\/blog\n#ZombieExtermination101 \ud83e\udddf\ud83d\udc80\n#PestsBGone \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc00\n#BurtApproved (Probably) \u2705\ud83d\udc80\n#JonahWasRight \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02\n#JudasMadeItWorse \ud83c\udf86\ud83d\udc80\n#AffiliateLinksHelp \ud83d\udecd\ufe0f\ud83d\udd17\n#FlamethrowersFixEverything (No, They Don\u2019t, Burt) \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\ude06\n#ReadBeforeYouExterminate \ud83d\udcd6\ud83e\udde8\n#WhatCouldGoWrong (Everything) \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udca5\n#zompoc #kindlereads #amazonreads #horror #zombies #funny #darkcomedy #origins","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,114,12,6,5],"tags":[174,20,14,15,175,200,198,196,199,13,32],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-books","category-burts-bad-news","category-the-zee-brothers","category-zombie-apocalypse","category-zombies","tag-amazon-reads","tag-funny","tag-horror","tag-humor","tag-kindle-reads","tag-must-read-or-you-might-bleed","tag-short-stories","tag-zombie-extermination","tag-zombie-mayhem","tag-zombies","tag-zompoc"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Burt\u2019s Guide to Chaos: The Zee Brothers&#039; 5th Book and Why You Should Read It - The Zee Brothers<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Survive the apocalypse with The Zee Brothers! 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