{"id":215,"date":"2025-06-20T08:27:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-20T08:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=215"},"modified":"2025-06-20T15:43:08","modified_gmt":"2025-06-20T15:43:08","slug":"judas-zees-guide-to-rocket-powered-fun-and-questionable-zombie-extermination-methods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/20\/judas-zees-guide-to-rocket-powered-fun-and-questionable-zombie-extermination-methods\/","title":{"rendered":"Judas Zee\u2019s Guide to Rocket-Powered Fun (And Questionable Zombie Extermination Methods)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Alright, folks, gather \u2018round. It\u2019s summertime<\/strong>, the Fourth of July<\/strong> is right around the corner, and that means one thing\u2014it\u2019s time to blow stuff up.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, most people think fireworks are just for celebration<\/strong> and patriotic displays of freedom<\/strong>\u2014and yeah, sure, that\u2019s cool and all. But me? I see fireworks as an opportunity.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

An opportunity for maximum destruction<\/strong>, for zombie extermination<\/a> with a flair<\/strong>, and most importantly\u2026 for annoying the absolute hell out of Jonah.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which is why you need these rockets<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Why These Rockets<\/a> Are an Absolute Must-Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 Because Blowing Things Up is Fun.<\/strong>
Look, if you don\u2019t enjoy watching things explode in a safe and totally legal<\/strong> (cough<\/em>) way, I don\u2019t know if we can be friends.<\/strong> These rockets shoot high, make a big ol\u2019 boom<\/em>, and light up the sky like zombie bits after a well-placed shotgun blast.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 Because Zombies Don\u2019t Expect Fireworks as a Weapon.<\/strong>
Picture this: We\u2019re in the middle of a contract, a horde closing in<\/strong>, and we\u2019re out of grenades. Tragic, I know.<\/em> But then, inspiration hits\u2014I grab one of these modified bad boys, duct tape it to a zombie\u2019s chest, light the fuse, and send that sucker into the stratosphere.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Was it excessive?<\/strong> Maybe.
Was it amazing?<\/strong> Absolutely.
Would I do it again?<\/strong> Oh, I already have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 Because Modifying Rockets is an Art Form.<\/strong>
Regular fireworks? Great.<\/strong>
Regular fireworks with a little extra C4 strapped to them?<\/strong> Freakin\u2019 glorious.<\/strong> (Don’t try this at home kids, trained professionals only!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I may or may not have created a homemade rocket launcher<\/strong> with these things (don\u2019t ask how, Jonah is still mad about it). But let\u2019s just say, if you\u2019ve never sent a zombie flying over a cornfield like an undead bottle rocket, you haven\u2019t truly lived.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 Because It Annoys Jonah, and That\u2019s Always a Win.<\/strong>
Jonah says things like:<\/p>\n\n\n\n