{"id":211,"date":"2025-06-27T08:15:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-27T08:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=211"},"modified":"2025-02-16T21:11:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T21:11:29","slug":"zombie-school-lockdown-the-book-that-will-make-you-rethink-education","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/27\/zombie-school-lockdown-the-book-that-will-make-you-rethink-education\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie School Lockdown \u2013 The Book That Will Make You Rethink Education"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"myBook.to\/zx2\"><img data-opt-id=2033546430  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"770\" height=\"812\" data-attachment-id=\"212\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/27\/zombie-school-lockdown-the-book-that-will-make-you-rethink-education\/jonahzee-closeupface\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonahzee-closeupface.png?fit=770%2C812&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"770,812\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jonahzee closeupface\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;jonahzee closeupface&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;jonahzee closeupface&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonahzee-closeupface.png?fit=770%2C812&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonahzee-closeupface.png?resize=770%2C812&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Jonah Zee - Zombie Exterminator\" class=\"wp-image-212\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.5;object-fit:contain;width:770px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:770\/h:812\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonahzee-closeupface.png 770w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:284\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonahzee-closeupface.png 284w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:768\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonahzee-closeupface.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Jonah Zee &#8211; Zombie Exterminator<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alright, listen up. <strong>If you think grade school was bad when you went, just imagine it with zombies.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Welcome to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zx2\">Zombie School Lockdown<\/a><\/strong>, the Zee Brothers\u2019 second (and possibly most ridiculous) adventure yet. <strong>It\u2019s got everything you\u2019d expect from a fine piece of literature\u2014explosions, chaos, a zombie-infested school, a kid genius making a WMD, and me trying to figure out how to use an iPhone.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And yes, you should <strong>definitely<\/strong> read it this Fourth of July weekend\u2014because if you\u2019re stuck around family or bad BBQ, you\u2019re gonna need an escape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Why You Should Read This Book (Besides the Obvious Fact That It\u2019s Awesome)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>There\u2019s an Entire School of Zombies.<\/strong><br>Ever wonder what happens when <strong>you trap an entire grade school inside with the undead?<\/strong> Well, <strong>we found out the hard way.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spoiler: <strong>It\u2019s not great.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>We Befriend a Kid Who Builds a Zombie Bomb.<\/strong><br>Most kids are busy making TikToks. <strong>Nantucket, on the other hand, builds weapons of mass destruction out of school supplies.<\/strong><br>Smart kid. I respect that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>I Get a New iPhone (And I Have No Idea How to Use It).<\/strong><br>JJ says I needed to &#8220;get with the times.&#8221; So she got me a <strong>brand-new iPhone.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">I don\u2019t understand it.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">I can\u2019t figure out how to answer calls.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>It keeps trying to unlock with Judas\u2019 face.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Technology is <strong>stupid.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>We Blow Up A Lot of Things.<\/strong><br>I won\u2019t spoil the details, but <strong>let\u2019s just say this book has more explosions than your uncle\u2019s illegal fireworks stash.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>It\u2019s Perfect Holiday Weekend Reading.<\/strong><br>Whether you&#8217;re:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Hiding from relatives who ask too many questions.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Digesting way too many burgers.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Recovering from a &#8220;I thought I could handle one more beer&#8221; moment.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 Judas almost dies again, as usual!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This book will keep you entertained, laughing, and questioning <strong>why the hell Nantucket isn\u2019t in charge of the military.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zx2\">BUY THIS BOOK<\/a> (Because We Need More Explosives for the Fourth of July)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, <strong>this page contains affiliate links,<\/strong> which means when you buy this book, you\u2019re <strong>not just getting an action-packed, zombie-infested thrill ride\u2014you\u2019re also helping fund our next batch of explosives.<\/strong> (Completely legal, I swear.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zx2deluxe\">Click here to grab Zombie School Lockdown NOW!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because <strong>nothing says \u201cAmerica\u201d like fireworks, zombies, and a good book.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Jonah Zee<\/a>, Signing Off.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(<a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Professional Zombie Exterminator<\/a>, Reluctant iPhone User, and Future Fireworks Enthusiast)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P.S. Want more of my Great Tips? Make sure and subscribe to the blog!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zx2deluxe\"><img data-opt-id=1152637976  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"670\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"213\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/27\/zombie-school-lockdown-the-book-that-will-make-you-rethink-education\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web-.jpg?fit=800%2C1222&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1222\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"zx2 zombie exterminators vol2 full cover web\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;zx2 zombie exterminators vol2 full cover web&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;zx2 zombie exterminators vol2 full cover web&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web-.jpg?fit=670%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web-.jpg?resize=670%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"zx2 zombie exterminators vol2 full cover web\" class=\"wp-image-213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:670\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web-.jpg 670w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:196\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web-.jpg 196w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:768\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web-.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:707\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/zx2-zombie-exterminators-vol2-full-cover-web-.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zx2deluxe\">The Zee Broters &#8211; Zombie Exterminators: Zombie School Lockdown<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, listen up. If you think grade school was bad when you went, just imagine it with zombies. Welcome to Zombie School Lockdown, the Zee Brothers\u2019 second (and possibly most ridiculous) adventure yet. It\u2019s got everything you\u2019d expect from a fine piece of literature\u2014explosions, chaos, a zombie-infested school, a kid genius making a WMD, and&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/27\/zombie-school-lockdown-the-book-that-will-make-you-rethink-education\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zombie School Lockdown \u2013 The Book That Will Make You Rethink Education<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"If you haven't check out The Zee Brothers yet, hear straight from Jonah on why you should read Zombie School Lockdown! www.thezeebrothers.com\/blog\n#ZombieSchoolLockdown \ud83c\udf92\ud83e\udddf\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udca5\n#ExplosionsSolveEverything \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udd25\n#NantucketForPresident \ud83d\ude80\ud83c\udfaf\n#BBQAndBrainSplatter \ud83c\udf54\ud83d\udc80\n#JonahVsTechnology \ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\ude20\n#FourthOfJulyReading \ud83c\udfd5\ufe0f\ud83d\udcd6\n#ZombiesAndFireworks \ud83c\udf86\ud83e\udddf\n#Survival101 \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udd25\n#zompoc #darkcomedy #zombies #amazonreads #kindle #kindlehorror","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,112,10,12,6,5],"tags":[174,176,39,16,20,14,15,175,22,13],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-books","category-jonahs-survival-tips","category-post-apocalyptic","category-the-zee-brothers","category-zombie-apocalypse","category-zombies","tag-amazon-reads","tag-best-zombie-stories","tag-dark-comedy","tag-fun-reads","tag-funny","tag-horror","tag-humor","tag-kindle-reads","tag-zombie-killer","tag-zombies"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Zombie School Lockdown \u2013 The Book That Will Make You Rethink Education - The Zee Brothers<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Survive the apocalypse with The Zee Brothers! 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