{"id":204,"date":"2025-06-13T09:59:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-13T09:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=204"},"modified":"2025-02-16T21:13:21","modified_gmt":"2025-02-16T21:13:21","slug":"exploding-zombie-kittens-humans-are-weird-but-this-game-is-hilarious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/13\/exploding-zombie-kittens-humans-are-weird-but-this-game-is-hilarious\/","title":{"rendered":"Exploding Zombie Kittens?! Humans Are Weird, But This Game is Hilarious"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Xanadu – The Apocalypse Pup!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Okay, okay\u2014so the humans have this game.<\/strong> They call it Exploding Kittens<\/a><\/strong> but honestly, I think it should be called “Screaming Humans, Flying Cards, and Spilled Beer”<\/strong> because that\u2019s what actually happens when they play it.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve watched Jonah, Judas, and JJ go from laughing to yelling to accusing each other of cheating<\/strong> in under three minutes.
\ud83d\udca5 Cards get slapped down.
\ud83d\udca5 Someone shouts, \u201cYou sabotaged me!\u201d
\ud83d\udca5 Judas falls off his chair.
\ud83d\udca5 Jonah just grumbles while winning, as usual.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And me? I just sit there and wait for snacks to hit the floor.<\/strong> (Pro tip: they always do.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Exploding Zombie Kittens Card Game<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

What I\u2019ve Learned Watching Humans Play This Game<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 They get REALLY competitive.<\/strong>
I don\u2019t know why, but JJ always looks like she\u2019s plotting world domination when she plays.<\/strong> Jonah stays quiet (which is when you should be scared<\/em>), and Judas? He plays like a man who doesn\u2019t understand the rules\u2014but somehow still wins.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 Cards are NOT for eating.<\/strong>
I learned this the hard way. I saw a card called \u201cExploding Kitten,\u201d got excited, and tried to help by grabbing it.<\/strong>
Apparently, that is NOT allowed.<\/strong>
(But was it really my fault? The card literally says KITTEN.<\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 It\u2019s the perfect camping game.<\/strong>
The humans bring this thing on every trip<\/strong>\u2014zombie-free or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n