{"id":200,"date":"2025-06-06T09:28:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-06T09:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=200"},"modified":"2025-02-17T15:03:20","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T15:03:20","slug":"the-survival-medicine-handbook-because-band-aids-wont-fix-a-zombie-bite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/06\/the-survival-medicine-handbook-because-band-aids-wont-fix-a-zombie-bite\/","title":{"rendered":"The Survival Medicine Handbook \u2013 Because Band-Aids Won\u2019t Fix a Zombie Bite"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"myBook.to\/zxseries\"><img data-opt-id=1335411210  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"398\" height=\"630\" data-attachment-id=\"201\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/06\/the-survival-medicine-handbook-because-band-aids-wont-fix-a-zombie-bite\/jonah_zee_inhistrucknamedsasha\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonah_zee_inhistrucknamedsasha.png?fit=398%2C630&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"398,630\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jonah zee inhistrucknamedsasha\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;jonah zee inhistrucknamedsasha&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;jonah zee inhistrucknamedsasha&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonah_zee_inhistrucknamedsasha.png?fit=398%2C630&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonah_zee_inhistrucknamedsasha.png?resize=398%2C630&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"jonah zee inhistrucknamedsasha\" class=\"wp-image-201\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:398\/h:630\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonah_zee_inhistrucknamedsasha.png 398w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:190\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jonah_zee_inhistrucknamedsasha.png 190w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Jonah Zee &#8211; Zombie Exterminator and make believe doctor!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alright, listen up. <strong>If you think surviving the apocalypse is just about having weapons, you\u2019re already dead.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sure, you can fight, shoot, and stab your way through the undead, but what happens <strong>when you slice your hand open climbing a fence? Or get an infection from that questionable gas station sushi Judas dared you to eat?<\/strong> (Yes, that happened. Yes, it was a disaster.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That\u2019s why you need <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4jYbX6D\">The Survival Medicine Handbook<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This isn\u2019t some \u201cput-a-bandage-on-it\u201d first-aid guide. <strong>This is the real deal.<\/strong> It teaches you <strong>how to handle medical situations when there\u2019s no hospital, no doctor, and no internet to diagnose yourself with something ridiculous.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Why This Book is the Most Important Thing in Your Survival Kit<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Because Jonah is NOT a Doctor<\/strong><br>Look, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">I can take down a horde of zombies<\/a><\/strong>, but I\u2019m not gonna be the guy stitching up a gut wound. That\u2019s what this book is for. <strong>It walks you through everything\u2014from treating burns to setting broken bones, to knowing when it\u2019s safe to drink that sketchy pond water.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Because Judas is an Idiot<\/strong><br>You\u2019d be amazed at the <strong>number of times Judas has \u201caccidentally\u201d injured himself.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Tripped over his own shoelaces and fell into barbed wire?<\/strong> Check.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Tried to use a zombie\u2019s rib bone as a backscratcher?<\/strong> (It got stuck. Don\u2019t ask.) Check.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Decided to \u201ctest\u201d how strong the truck\u2019s roof was by jumping on it?<\/strong> <em>Sigh<\/em>\u2026 check.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>We\u2019ve used this book so much it\u2019s basically our Bible now.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Because JJ Will Kill Me If I Don\u2019t Learn This Stuff<\/strong><br>JJ is <strong>the closest thing we have to a medic<\/strong>, but she\u2019s not always gonna be around to patch us up. So now, thanks to this book, <strong>I know how to treat a wound without just \u201cpouring whiskey on it\u201d and hoping for the best.<\/strong> (Spoiler: That doesn\u2019t actually work. Who knew?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2714 <strong>Because Medicine is Hard to Find in the Apocalypse<\/strong><br>Hospitals? <strong>Abandoned.<\/strong><br>Pharmacies? <strong>Looted.<\/strong><br>Doctors? <strong>Probably eaten.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That means <strong>YOU<\/strong> have to be your own medic. <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4gP8p3I\">This book<\/a> <strong>teaches you how to use what you have to treat injuries, infections, and other medical disasters<\/strong>\u2014which is kinda important when antibiotics are harder to find than a gas station that still has working pumps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>How This Book Has Saved Our Butts (Literally, in One Case)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>That Time Judas Got Bit (Sort Of)<\/strong><br>Okay, so it wasn\u2019t a <em>real<\/em> zombie bite. <strong>It was a raccoon bite.<\/strong> But still\u2014raccoons are <strong>basically<\/strong> little apocalypse monsters, and we didn\u2019t know if it had rabies. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4gP8p3I\">This book<\/a> told us exactly what to do.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(And no, despite Judas\u2019 claims, I did <strong>not<\/strong> just let nature take its course.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"2\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>The Mystery Rash Incident<\/strong><br>One morning, JJ woke up with <strong>a weird red rash on her arm.<\/strong> Naturally, Judas panicked and <strong>started digging a grave<\/strong> (<em>just in case<\/em>). <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4gP8p3I\">I grabbed this book<\/a>, flipped through, and figured out it was <strong>just poison ivy.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Crisis averted. <em>Judas was slightly disappointed, which was weird.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"3\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>The Whiskey Cure That Wasn\u2019t<\/strong><br>Before <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4gP8p3I\">this book<\/a>, our \u201cmedical plan\u201d was:<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>If it bleeds, pour whiskey on it.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>If it swells, put ice on it.<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>If it\u2019s broken, walk it off.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Turns out, that is NOT how actual medicine works.<\/strong> Who knew?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4gP8p3I\">BUY THIS BOOK. OR YOU\u2019LL PROBABLY DIE<\/a>.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you don\u2019t have <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4jYbX6D\">The Survival Medicine Handbook<\/a><\/strong> in your gear, you might as well <strong>start digging your own grave now.<\/strong> And on that note, have we got the perfect <a href=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/02\/15\/the-ultimate-apocalypse-multi-tool-rhino-usa-folding-survival-shovel\/\u2197\">shovel<\/a> for you to do it with!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And yeah, <strong>this page contains affiliate links,<\/strong> because <strong>our truck, Sasha, is in the shop AGAIN<\/strong>, and someone (<em>cough<\/em> Judas <em>cough<\/em>) didn\u2019t check the oil before deciding she could handle \u201ca little off-roading.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc49 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4jYbX6D\">Click here to grab your copy now!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because <strong>if you get hurt in the apocalypse, \u201cwalking it off\u201d is NOT a real medical strategy.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Jonah Zee<\/a>, Signing Off.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(<a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Professional Zombie Exterminator<\/a>, Self-Taught Apocalypse Medic, and Survivor of Judas\u2019 Poor Life Choices)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P.S. Want more of my Great Tips? Make sure and subscribe to the blog!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4jYbX6D\"><img data-opt-id=1274413560  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"418\" height=\"522\" data-attachment-id=\"202\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/06\/the-survival-medicine-handbook-because-band-aids-wont-fix-a-zombie-bite\/survival-medicine-handbook\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/survival-medicine-handbook.jpg?fit=418%2C522&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"418,522\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"survival medicine handbook\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;survival medicine handbook&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;survival medicine handbook&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/survival-medicine-handbook.jpg?fit=418%2C522&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/survival-medicine-handbook.jpg?resize=418%2C522&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"survival medicine handbook\" class=\"wp-image-202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:418\/h:522\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/survival-medicine-handbook.jpg 418w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:240\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/survival-medicine-handbook.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 418px) 100vw, 418px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4jYbX6D\">The Survival Medicine Handbook<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, listen up. If you think surviving the apocalypse is just about having weapons, you\u2019re already dead. Sure, you can fight, shoot, and stab your way through the undead, but what happens when you slice your hand open climbing a fence? Or get an infection from that questionable gas station sushi Judas dared you to&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/06\/the-survival-medicine-handbook-because-band-aids-wont-fix-a-zombie-bite\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read More &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Survival Medicine Handbook \u2013 Because Band-Aids Won\u2019t Fix a Zombie Bite<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Jonah play's doctor with JJ...wait, what? Check it out at www.thezeebrothers.com\/blog\n#SurvivalMedicine \ud83d\udcd6\ud83e\ude79\n#ZombieProof \ud83e\udddf\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\udc80\n#DIYDoctor \ud83d\udd27\ud83c\udfe5\n#JudasNeedsSupervision \ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02\n#ApocalypseFirstAid \ud83d\ude91\ud83d\udd25\n#ReadThisOrDie \ud83d\udcd6\ud83d\udc80\n#FixSasha \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udd27\n#StopPouringWhiskeyOnIt \ud83e\udd43\u274c #firstaid #campingessentials #zompoc","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,112,10,8,9,11,12,6],"tags":[17,162,163,104,14,159,160,157,158,161,13],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-books","category-jonahs-survival-tips","category-post-apocalyptic","category-prepping","category-survival","category-survival-tools","category-the-zee-brothers","category-zombie-apocalypse","tag-apocalypse-survival","tag-camping-medicine-guide","tag-diy-doctor","tag-first-aid","tag-horror","tag-medical-guide","tag-need-a-doctor","tag-survival-essentials","tag-survival-medicine","tag-wilderness-survival","tag-zombies"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The Survival Medicine Handbook \u2013 Because Band-Aids Won\u2019t Fix a Zombie Bite - The Zee Brothers<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Survive the apocalypse with The Zee Brothers! 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