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\"The<\/a>
The Zee Brothers Revenge of the Zombie Yeti<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

What was supposed to be a simple snow plowing job turned into a frozen nightmare of undead proportions<\/strong>. Ever seen a Yeti? No? How about a ZOMBIE Yeti<\/a>?<\/strong> Trust me, you don\u2019t want to. This thing was big, hairy, undead, and angrier than Judas when I tell him his taste in music is trash.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alright, listen up, because this ain’t your grandma\u2019s bedtime story. It\u2019s cold, it\u2019s brutal, and it\u2019s got a zombie-freaking-yeti.<\/strong> That\u2019s right\u2014Judas and I<\/strong> took a little \u201cvacation\u201d (read: terrible idea) to the snow-covered mountains, thinking we\u2019d get a break from our usual zombie-slaying routine. Spoiler alert: We did not.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Highlights of This Ice-Cold Disaster:<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u2714 Judas makes a series of terrible decisions (as usual).<\/strong>
\u2714 I almost get turned into a human popsicle.<\/strong>
\u2714 Turns out, zombie Yetis are fast!<\/strong> (Lesson learned the hard way.)
\u2714 A fight so insane, you\u2019ll be questioning reality by the end of it.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And the best part? You can read all about it<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udcd6 Grab “Revenge of the Zombie Yeti” here:<\/strong>
English Version \u2192<\/strong> http:\/\/myBook.to\/zx-revengeyeti<\/a>
Spanish Version \u2192<\/strong> https:\/\/amzn.to\/3WG0TRu<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And yeah, in case you\u2019re wondering\u2014these links are affiliate links.<\/strong> That means if you click and buy, you\u2019re not just getting a wild story, you\u2019re also helping keep the Zee Brothers<\/a> stocked with ammo, gas, and enough aspirin to deal with Judas\u2019 endless bad ideas.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Final Words from a Guy Who\u2019s Seen Too Much<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

If you like action, chaos, and a good laugh at our<\/em> expense, this is the short story for you<\/a>.<\/strong> It\u2019s got zombies, Yetis, and a whole lot of mayhem<\/strong>\u2014what more do you need? And did I mention it’s short? Shorter than Judas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc49 READ IT NOW<\/strong> <\/a>before the next undead monstrosity decides to crash our party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And if you don\u2019t? Well, don\u2019t come crying to me when the next abominable zombie comes knocking at your door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Jonah Zee<\/strong>
(Professional Zombie Exterminator, Reluctant Ice Warrior, and Guy Who Really Needs a Vacation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. Want more of my Great Tips? Make sure and subscribe to the blog!<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Jonah
Jonah Zee – Zombie Exterminator<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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