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Xanadu Magical Zombie Exterminating Dog<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Woof! Woof!<\/em> Oh, sorry\u2014got a little excited. It\u2019s me, Xanadu!<\/strong> The Zee Brothers\u2019 number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest<\/em> thing I have ever put in my mouth (besides JJ\u2019s leftover bacon, of course).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s this Bloody Cleaver Squeaky Toy<\/a><\/strong>, and let me tell ya\u2026 I FEEL LIKE A TRUE ZOMBIE EXTERMINATOR NOW!<\/strong> Come join me for the Squeakocalypse!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finally, A Weapon of My Own!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

For years<\/em>, I\u2019ve watched Jonah and Judas swing their fancy weapons around\u2014shotguns, machetes, chainsaws. But what do I get?<\/strong> A pat on the head and a \u201cGood boy, Xanadu!\u201d (Okay, I love<\/em> that part, but still.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now? I GOT A CLEAVER<\/a> TOO!<\/strong> Okay, okay\u2014it\u2019s a squeaky cleaver, but it looks<\/strong> just as intimidating. And let me tell you, when I go running through the apocalypse with this thing in my mouth, I FEEL POWERFUL<\/strong>. Zombies tremble (\u2026or maybe that\u2019s just their wobbly undead legs, but still).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Squeaky, Durable, and Perfect for an Apocalypse Pup<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Why is this toy the best thing since spilled hot dogs? Lemme break it down:
\u2714 Squeaks like a dying zombie<\/strong> (Very satisfying. Also great for getting Judas to look over his shoulder in panic.)
\u2714 Soft but sturdy<\/strong>\u2014survives all my gnawing, chomping, and dramatic action rolls.
\u2714 Freaks out strangers<\/strong>\u2014people see me trotting around with a bloody cleaver, and suddenly, everyone respects the apocalypse pup!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Always JJ\u2019s Favorite<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

No matter how cool Jonah and Judas think they are, I\u2019ll always be JJ\u2019s #1<\/strong>, and now I have a cleaver to prove it. This toy makes me look fierce<\/strong>, but JJ still calls me her \u201csweet little murder floof.\u201d Sigh.<\/em> I accept my fate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Time to Gear Up, Fellow Pups!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

If your hooman loves zombies, apocalypse gear, or just enjoys watching you run around like a furry little horror movie villain, get this squeaky cleaver NOW<\/a>!<\/strong> And yes, I heard Jonah say something about \u201caffiliate links\u201d<\/strong>\u2014which I think means when you buy it, you help fund more Zee Brother’s zombie-smashing action!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc3e CLICK HERE TO BUY IT NOW!<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc49 Fetch your own zombie-slaying cleaver toy!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, if you\u2019ll excuse me, I have very important apocalypse business to attend to.<\/strong> (Zooms off, squeaking cleaver<\/a> like a total badass.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

XOXO, Xanadu<\/strong>
(Certified Good Boy, Zee Brothers\u2019 Zombie-Sniffing Extraordinaire<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

P.S. Want more of my Great Tips? Make sure and subscribe to the blog!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Woof! Woof! Oh, sorry\u2014got a little excited. It\u2019s me, Xanadu! The Zee Brothers\u2019 number one zombie-sniffing, apocalypse-surviving, disco-loving pup! And today, I gotta tell you about the greatest thing I have ever put in my mouth (besides JJ\u2019s leftover bacon, of course). 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