{"id":127,"date":"2025-02-28T21:44:55","date_gmt":"2025-02-28T21:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/?p=127"},"modified":"2025-02-17T15:08:59","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T15:08:59","slug":"how-i-met-the-zee-brothers-and-lived-to-tell-about-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/02\/28\/how-i-met-the-zee-brothers-and-lived-to-tell-about-it\/","title":{"rendered":"How I Met the Zee Brothers (And Lived to Tell About It)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-opt-id=1144525630  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"696\" height=\"828\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/02\/28\/how-i-met-the-zee-brothers-and-lived-to-tell-about-it\/jjhembrook-blowingsmokeoffgun\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jjhembrook-blowingsmokeoffgun.png?fit=696%2C828&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"696,828\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"jjhembrook blowingsmokeoffgun\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;jjhembrook blowingsmokeoffgun&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;jjhembrook blowingsmokeoffgun&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jjhembrook-blowingsmokeoffgun.png?fit=696%2C828&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jjhembrook-blowingsmokeoffgun.png?resize=696%2C828&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"JJ Blowing smoke away from barrel of gun\" class=\"wp-image-128\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:696\/h:828\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jjhembrook-blowingsmokeoffgun.png 696w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:252\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jjhembrook-blowingsmokeoffgun.png 252w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 696px) 100vw, 696px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B013Z3K06W\/?tag=grivante-20\">JJ Blowing smoke away from barrel of gun<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Alright, sugar, pull up a chair and let me tell you a little story\u2014<strong>the story of how I met two of the most ridiculous, zombie-squashing, chaos-magnet brothers on the planet: Jonah and Judas Zee.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, I wasn&#8217;t <em>looking<\/em> to get tangled up in the zombie extermination business. <strong>I was just a girl, standing in front of a gated community, trying not to get eaten alive.<\/strong> But fate (or sheer bad luck) had other plans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One minute, I\u2019m just trying to enjoy my <em>very normal, not-at-all-life-threatening<\/em> evening, and the next\u2014<strong>BAM!<\/strong> I\u2019m knee-deep in undead chickens, evil omelets, and enough bad decisions to last a lifetime. Enter the <a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zxseries\">Zee Brothers<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Jonah:<\/strong> Tall, grumpy, and the kind of guy who keeps an apocalypse survival plan in his glove compartment.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Judas:<\/strong> Loud, impulsive, and somehow still <em>surprised<\/em> when his bad ideas go sideways.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Xanadu:<\/strong> My magical, disco-loving dog who somehow manages to be the <em>most<\/em> responsible one of the bunch.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What followed was absolute, <strong>laugh-until-you-scream mayhem.<\/strong> Zombie clowns? Check. Killer food? Oh, you bet. More undead weirdness than I <em>ever<\/em> signed up for? Honey, I <em>wish<\/em> I was kidding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And if you think I\u2019m exaggerating? <strong>You can read all about it yourself in<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B013Z3K06W\/?tag=grivante-20\"><strong>The Curse of the Zombie Omelet<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trust me, <strong>you\u2019ve never seen a first date quite like this one.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now go <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B013Z3K06W\/?tag=grivante-20\">grab the book<\/a> and find out how it all went down\u2014<strong>before the next zombie outbreak interrupts your reading time!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udc80 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B013Z3K06W\/?tag=grivante-20\">Read it now, before it\u2019s too late!<\/a><\/strong> \ud83d\udc80<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also available on <a href=\"http:\/\/myBook.to\/zx1-audio\">Audible<\/a>, and in <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3WSMq4S\">Spanish<\/a> on the Kindle!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>XOXO, JJ<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-opt-id=1020823533  fetchpriority=\"high\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"587\" height=\"885\" data-attachment-id=\"131\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/2025\/02\/28\/how-i-met-the-zee-brothers-and-lived-to-tell-about-it\/zx1-deansamed-cover-sml\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/zx1-deansamed-cover-sml.jpg?fit=587%2C885&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"587,885\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"zx1 deansamed cover sml\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;zx1 deansamed cover sml&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;zx1 deansamed cover sml&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/zx1-deansamed-cover-sml.jpg?fit=587%2C885&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:auto\/h:auto\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/zx1-deansamed-cover-sml.jpg?resize=587%2C885&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"The Zee Brothers: Curse of the Zombie Omelet Book Cover\" class=\"wp-image-131\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:587\/h:885\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/zx1-deansamed-cover-sml.jpg 587w, https:\/\/mlbfl8tzivmb.i.optimole.com\/w:199\/h:1080\/q:mauto\/ig:avif\/https:\/\/thezeebrothers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/zx1-deansamed-cover-sml.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 587px) 100vw, 587px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Zee Brothers: Curse of the Zombie Omelet Book Cover<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, sugar, pull up a chair and let me tell you a little story\u2014the story of how I met two of the most ridiculous, zombie-squashing, chaos-magnet brothers on the planet: Jonah and Judas Zee. 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